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Fandango is not even showing the Dortmund Frankfurt match on their app that doesn't work on my Fire TV. The only replay available is from yesterday. This is such crap. I think it's time to get over the Bundesliga and find a new league to follow.

Affy Apple should really let you know what kind of apple is under the caramel and peanuts. The green ones are great. The red ones are ok at best. And the one I just ate was yellow. I didn't even know they had those. They shouldn't.

Hello prosecutors and cops. IANAL, but I believe this is called a confession.

'Autumn Hide & Seek' by contemporary English painter Emma Haworth #WomensArt

I support Ilhan Omar. These debased clowns who worship a child raping con man will never have half the dignity she has.

I'm kind of glad St. Pauli were demoted last year so I can actually watch their matches. I do miss watching the 1. Bundesliga, though.

Remaining in the White House Press Corp. should be viewed as a badge of shame. Any outlet which has not been banned by the fascist regime, should be banned if we ever return to normalcy. They have made it clear that they are not journalists in any meaningful sense of the word.

If it hurts your feelings when people say that genocide and apartheid are wrong, you're the bad guy. Free Palestine.

Free Palestine.

@fandango.com So, the replay of the Friday Bundesliga match isn't available to watch? I miss ESPN+ and I really wasn't crazy about ESPN+. I guess I'll have to watch in Spanish on Peacock. It sucks that I have to subscribe to Peacock again.

@bundesliga-en.bsky.social It seems incredibly appropriate that the Bundesliga English account has no posts since they have clearly given up on having an American audience.

Bundesliga coverage on Fandango is terrible. I can't even find matches on my TV. I have to watch on my computer.

Our debt is out of control, we're stuck in a stupid war of choice that's exhausting our resources, inflation is ridiculous, we have power outs around the country and all the pedo in cheif can do is rename crap. What a petulant fucking child he is.

If FIFA doesn't back down, I predict Argentina 6-0 USA in the finals of the FIFA 2030 World Corruption Cup with hundreds of fans watching for the LOLs. The only sponsors will be My Pillow and all those weird supplement companies who scam magats.

Seriously, it's about damn time UEFA stands up to FIFA and definitely time that everyone stands up to the Trump Crime Family.

I picked up a used copy of Adam's Apple by Wayne Shorter today. That is such a good album. It has that understated supercool that Shorter does so well, but with a little more melody to hang onto than usual.

We're all in this together. We're all tired, but we can't let this be normalized.

I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning, and he said to keep JD Vance away from his furniture.

That fireworks display was so repetitive and boring. It was like watching an old screensaver for half an hour and then watching the monitor blow up at the end.

I have to give credit where credit is due. Most state fairs are very crowded. Trump delivered a fair where crowds are not a problem, lines are short, empty space is plentiful.

The right reads the constitution like they read the Bible. "If you squint and turn it upside down, I think it means the opposite of what it says."

Was the dissent on birthright citizenship just a picture of a swastika and a middle finger?

A lot of people consider Vanilla Ice a one-hit wonder, but he also hit the top 40 with Play That Funky Music. As an artist, he was able to do so much more than just rip off Bowie and Queen. He could also rip off Wild Cherry.

I'm shocked that the 38th time the liar in chief declared the Iran War over, it might fall through. What an embarrassment this regime is to anyone who hasn't joined the Christians against Jesus Hate Cult.

I think every state needs to codify the right of their residents to defend themselves from anyone claiming to be law enforcement who does not properly identify themselves or have a proper warrant. No more ICE kidnappings.

Soda pot is really good. Maybe too good.

It's gotta be embarrassing when even Bret Michaels doesn't want to be associated with you. Why don't they just go back to their usual Monsters of MAGA lineup? Are even the fascists tired of listening to Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood, The Village People, and the Nuge? Milli Vanilli rejected you!!!!!

I'm watching Swiss Army Man and thinking Tarantino is a complete idiot. Dano and Radcliffe are fantastic.

Eloise Butler Wildflower Garden is one of the many lovely parks around the Twin Cities.

Are you ever offended by Hulu's recommendations?

Hummus, cucumbers, and capers make a fine sandwich. I think I should have added onions, though.

I've been watching a few dark comedies from the 90's lately. "To Die For" is the latest. I used to love the self-congratulatory irreverence of these movies, but I find it insufferable now. The movies are still okay, but that element makes me cringe.

Took my cats to the vet for the first time yesterday. I now know that the answer to the question of whether or not they need a sedative is a big yes. I've never seen Monk behave so badly. I've never seen her hiss before.

For no good reason, I dislike Jason Bateman. I think this is a big part of why I like a lot of the shows he's in.

I like Union Berlin. I don't like Stefan Baumgart. I'm happy today.

So now, even the first lady holds press conferences just to spew out blatant and obvious lies. If you want my vote in the primaries, promise to hold every last one of these scoundrels accountable for their words and actions. That's my number 1 issue right now.

So taco's going to wait until infrastructure week, now?

I'd like to know if the child rapist in chief is going to end the world tonight. If so, I'd like to start smoking again. I don't think they'll kill me in the next hour.

I'm watching Adolescence. I wasn't expecting to like it, but this is a really good show. Episode 1 was one of the best episodes of any show that I've seen.

What if the EU agreed to send thoughts and prayers to the Strait of Hormuz? That's been sufficient for ending gun violence in the USA.

I get a little nervous when the girls go into attack mode and decide to be on the same team. That only leaves the turtle and I as the prey. #caturday

Poor Atalanta. They still have to travel to Munich. And if by some miracle things get close, Bayern could bring Kane off the bench. I was rooting for Bayern, but this is just ugly,

From where I sit Operation Epstein Forget was unsuccessful. The GOP is still the party that prioritizes the protection of sex trafficking pedophiles.

Part of me likes to think that Brendan Fraser is a terrible actor, and he is, in reality, a very sweet and sensitive man.

Just for the record, Fuck ICE!!!

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I think I'm finally over the god who terrified me as a child for good. Why should anyone believe this hate cult knows the truth about god when we can see them believe such obvious lies on a daily basis?

Hey world! We're continuing to fight but we could use some help. Boycott the World Cup and Olympics.