Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism

Imagine an NFL team entering the field on motorcycles and using swords against their opponent. Imagine the refs changing the rules and letting them win. Imagine sportscasters covering it like a normal game, talking about stats and next year's draft. That's TFG, SCOTUS, and the media.

So fucking tired of MAGA ads and fucking Starlink ads

Vote angry

Are Republican Senate candidates being asked to disavow the Pedophile Brotherhood?

Fear of immigrants. Fear of socialism. Fear of Sharia. Republicans use FEAR to motivate their MAGA-cult voters. But fear can backfire. Trump's campaign of fear through ICE is motivating voters to kick Republicans out of office.

Slay

On the left: Trump without orange makeup

Obama ="Hope and Change" Trump and Vance = "Dope and Cringe"

Keep yappin', Pedo.

someone PLEASE get all these fucks in one room all at the same time

Say what you will about Newsom, but other Democrats need to take note. THIS is how you push back. GO ON THE OFFENSIVE against these Putin-loving traitorous fucks.

Fuck these fucking idiots.

The economic political Hell we're living through today is because of the following (in no particular order) -Trump -Elon Musk -Mitch McConnell -Merrick Garland -voters who should have known better but went third party or didn't vote

🚨BREAKING: The Trump administration’s campaign to obtain states’ unredacted voter rolls suffered its 27th consecutive district court loss Friday, this time at the hands of a judge appointed by President Donald Trump. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

God dammit Trump will you just shut the fuck up, go away, and stop breaking every fucking thing? FFS already.

If Trump were captain of the Titanic, he'd tell everyone the iceberg is fake news invented by the Democrats. Then after they hit the iceberg, he'd blame whoever the captain was before him.

Better headline: VP Guyliner McCouchfucker Sides With Child Rapist To Score Political Points with Pedophile Worshipers abcnews.com/Politics/van...

Report the flipped Dem -> Rep in electronic voting machines in TN, OH, Tx. "It was not clear whether the issue reported by Parton stemmed from a machine malfunction, user error or another cause."

JD Vance is a loathsome piece of fucking shit.

Trump's new fraud hotline got flooded with accusations against him and his criminal family.

Trump, MAGA, Republicans are all one and the same. They criminalize innocent victims and worship the worst of the worst criminals.

Elon Musk is a war criminal and a monster.

JD Vance doubles down on the reprehensible attack ad against child-sex abuse survivor Amy Acton. MAGA always sides with the child rapists. ALWAYS.

31% of Americans are racist idiots.

Trump warns Kansas that America will burn like Paris if Democrats win. The way these motherfucking fascist grifters are committing terrorism with zero consequences, some Parisian style burning might just put the fear of god in them.

Traitor Rapist Un-American Megalomaniac Pedophile

Actual shits insult each other by calling them Trumpheads

Trump and his MAGA terrorist regime are the enemy of America.

That last line ☠️

And THIS, America, is why you don't elect the shittiest fucking human being as President.

"You just hate Trump!" Yeah, we hate him because he's a soul-less narcissistic economically-moronic Constitutionally illiterate con man--and all the fucked up shit this country is going through now is what happens when you put that kind of unqualified shithead in charge.

All I want is for Musk to be sent to the Hague. If we can't have that, can we at least have him strapped to one of his fucking satellites?

DOGE basically hired a bunch of pre-pubescent Elon-worshipping Nazi demon seeds through Zit Recruiter.

To be fair, Katie Zacharia lasted longer than Trump's stint in bed with Stormy.

No Kings-Vote Early October 17th VOTE BLUE to End ICE and the Concentration Camps!

This is a no brainer. PS: none of this would have happened under a President Harris.

Fucking PERFECT

Trump's LITERALLY the worst of the worst of the worst.

Dear MAGA, Did you know that "Libtards" vote Democratic because they want the quality of life to be better for EVERYONE, including you?

MAGA is truly evil: it criminalizes innocent victims and deifies abusers--the more cruel the more they cheer them on.

A vile human being who loathes the people who love him the most.

And Russian bot traffic down sharply just in time for US Elections. Awwww too bad LOL

I remember when Saddam Hussein ordered soldiers to arrest members of parliament he didn't like. We always knew it was possible Trump would reach that level of authoritarian terrorism, but hoped it would never come to that. It's come to that. apnews.com/article/ilha...

In an attempt to lower gas prices caused by his own illegal war on Iran, Trump made a diesel-deal with Russia, the nation that's also arming Iran.

If Stephen Miller's quota was for how many criminals get HIRED by ICE they would be way past it a thousand-fold by now.

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