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ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ

@capnmariam.bsky.social

Displaced Arts & Scientist / Notional Reference Librarian / (Ad hoc)³ Everything. "Official & Unofficial Archivist of the Whole 'Verse." (cf. OA76) Formally yours, etc. https://capnmariam.mystrikingly.com/

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The penultimate time I was in China we went to a HotPot place where they had sweet pickled garlic, like they would bring whole bulbs to the table and you'd just grab cloves and go to town. That and pickled watermelon radish remain things I have yet to run into stateside. Maybe today is a quest day?

UPDATE: The quest proper has yet to start as someone *may* be coming out from the rental office to fix the closet shelf/rod thing in a way I don't get charged for later. (Yeah, it's been a while, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ such is life.) bsky.app/profile/capn... I did do a desk reorg, so that's ~sane-making.

ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ@capnmariam.bsky.social

I recognize that on the day I said, "ya know: we don't have to live like this--let's hang all the clothes!" that the closet shelf/rod falling down after was a function of mass/gravity....BUT that doesn't stop me from believing it was the ghost of Marie Kondo via Whiplash JKSimmons yelling, "AGAIN!".

"FDNY Chicago" as featured on "The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins" is a primary reason I feel like it has jumped in as a 30 Rock spiritual successor. (Eminently rewatchable.)

Steven Godfrey@stevengodfrey.bsky.social

I think it’s entirely possible to convince millions of football fans of a totally fake network TV show based solely on commercials during games. We’d never know. “Chicago Fire” can’t be real.

*Andre Braugher Vindication gif* You can watch all of season one this week before season two drops next week, friends. bsky.app/profile/thr....

My aversion to heights and general strength to weight ratio still says "stick to powerlifting, you," but I periodically look at birds with a jealousy that keeps the whole Icarus story a practical cautionary tale. Exchanges w/ the gal pal I talk to about such things usually begin and end w/ "GOALS!"

(I was prompted by a recent friend (the lady I met in line in DC while feeling chatty and interrogated enough to learn we actually both lived in the Bay Area) to pull out my old moo business card portfolio yesterday and suddenly realized that TGWoK is my "Close Encounters" Devil's Tower.) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When I was young, there was a joy in my cousins parading me about in the town in Egypt, rattling off my middle name line to figure out how far back others diverged. Here a name litany seemed more MexiCoded, as I sound like a "Lady & the Tramp" chihuahua: still appropriate representation, I guess.

G. Willow Wilson@gwillow.me

Arabic names (including Somali and Egyptian names) are usually patrilineal patronymics. Your "middle name" is typically your father's first name. Your "last name" could be your grandfather's first name or your family name, or both, and you might use both interchangeably. None of this is nefarious.

"It's a good thing that my tape measure is in the passenger seat of my car, or else I would measure the pile of stuff on the project table and then I'd probably feel bad." --ME, gently publicly shaming the version of me who was thinking that aloud a second ago, in the maybe futile hope that I clean.

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Dénouement on this for the intensely curious: I actually did get down to bare table yesterday, unrelated to shame, only 'cause I started looking for something and kept digging because I plum forgot what I was looking for, maybe proving the edge case of something not being the last place one looks.

Marginalia for the Pedantic: though 'plum' as an adverb there is technically an acceptable variant of the more etymologically obvious 'plumb', it was used more because of the meta association with proof: ie., the plum pudding wherein the plum proof would reside. It's stone fruit all the way down.

"It's a good thing that my tape measure is in the passenger seat of my car, or else I would measure the pile of stuff on the project table and then I'd probably feel bad." --ME, gently publicly shaming the version of me who was thinking that aloud a second ago, in the maybe futile hope that I clean.

(73 centimeters from the surface of the table) --Data Oriented ME, who remembered we have >3 tape measures beyond the one picked up for free the other day at Harbor Freight whose homeplace was decided to be in Johnny5 just in case of possible metrology related adventures (which happen occasionally).

*Opportunity* It'd be great if pen clips (i.e., the hanging-friendly parts of pens usu. integrated into the caps) were on the butt end of a pens (as on pencils) so that nibs did not dry out assisted by gravity. I appreciate the appeal of built-in obsolescence, but imagine all the artists' goodwill.

I think about that Onion guy literally every time I travel, usually before I grab a sharpie and write my lawyer's° phone number on my foot just in case in case. °She insists that she's an *IP lawyer* and would not be helpful, but she's a pal and I figure surely could vouch for me w/ OTHER lawyers.

In grad school I had splurged on a dollar tree jar of Goober Grape--the peanut butter and jelly in same jar treat--and mixed it into my ramen noodles with the intent of creating a Thai cuisine simulacrum and when I see this kinda thing it feels oddly validating.

Colin Spacetwinks@spacetwinks.bsky.social

jif sells ramen now. sure

I probably could boot my old G4cube with the originalish download dates from my era of assertive limewire usage (compiling a ministry of sound at Avignon) to ID it but I just heard an Aaliyah song I only knew as sample just now and had a response like a baby hearing for the 1st time. (Big eyes face)

Ironically, the sound suddenly in my head was the baby that is sampled in "Are You That Somebody" which used to be the 1st song that would play whenever my phone was plugged into a car because of the nature of alphabetical ordering AND the fact it was the primary work I knew of hers. #MinutiaeMonday

…It is a big Liz Lemongrab kinda flex, I know, but my life doesn't really REQUIRE me to know what day of the week it is. (Let me preempt a 'Good god, Lemon, it's Sunday', though I never would turn down an excuse to consider 30Rock either.) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Spirit Halloween" stores transitioning to "Spirit, Christmas*" stores is a boom for the haunted mall industry. *I know I'm easy to dismiss on this as one who gets things a lil' backwards but I feel like word order on the Christmas Spirit variant is ever gonna have 99-Ranch vs Ranch-99 ambiguity.

Confessional Spoiler in re a series I delayed a few decades on watching: I have joked about the fever dream of my life over the years many a time without knowing about the existence of a show where apparently that was totally a wild and kinda bonkers thing. FWIW, it was never meant as a reference.

ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ@capnmariam.bsky.social

I wish my old flatmate was on here because the heuristics from our old debates about the relative merits of Rory's boyfriends on "Robot Wars" would be rigorously applied to my decades late watching of "Felicity". (Tyra Banks just slapped the shit outta one of the nonTurk crossover guys from Scrubs)

I wish my old flatmate was on here because the heuristics from our old debates about the relative merits of Rory's boyfriends on "Robot Wars" would be rigorously applied to my decades late watching of "Felicity". (Tyra Banks just slapped the shit outta one of the nonTurk crossover guys from Scrubs)

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Hee: in S4E13 a lady was preparing her slide deck for a meeting by loading the carousel of a slide projector and I suddenly remembered the one time as an undergraduate researcher I had to do that (prior to sliding into the relative ease of transparencies) and I realized it was precisely of its time.

I wish my old flatmate was on here because the heuristics from our old debates about the relative merits of Rory's boyfriends on "Robot Wars" would be rigorously applied to my decades late watching of "Felicity". (Tyra Banks just slapped the shit outta one of the nonTurk crossover guys from Scrubs)

I thought for a sec I would be okay if the show transitioned to having 200% more Javier [in real life the basis of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"?!] as I enjoyed him on Cougarton and had just been thinking about him the other day when watching his ladyfriend from there over on "Shrinking". But we'll see

As much as Mary J. Blige kinda owns the word "percolatin'" in musical contexts, Chris Cornell really got the monopoly on "wheresoever" and "whomsoever".

ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ@capnmariam.bsky.social

Uncharted levels of percolatin'. (Technically, meeting up with an old boss did pick a scab that had sealed off a gusher of hateration, but we bandaged over it with soccertalk as he is an international.)

Say what you will about networking, my productivity* is up 500% 3 days later! *of coughs

ᴅʀ. ᴄᴀᴘɴᴍᴀʀɪᴀᴍ@capnmariam.bsky.social

A tricky thing about having a proper sore throat for the first time in ages makes me worry that 5 (good) social visits was enough that I picked up something and I am low key SO MAD. Though it's also been long enough since I've been this subtype of unwell that I am in a "is this the big bad?" phase.

To effectively use energy (both social and petrol based) I tagged one social obligation with back(to back)³ visits w/ —a peer I owed a book —an old coworker —a collaborator —a "we should totes get together in CA" followup to an ad hoc line friendship struck up in DC —AND my old boss/lab Now pooped!

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A tricky thing about having a proper sore throat for the first time in ages makes me worry that 5 (good) social visits was enough that I picked up something and I am low key SO MAD. Though it's also been long enough since I've been this subtype of unwell that I am in a "is this the big bad?" phase.

Closing an old opened tab article (on phone) by a guy complaining his son's math homework was essentially Pokemon, I felt a frisson of nostalgia for Number Munchers in the computer lab and realized that if I actually pulled out my laptop to work right now I'd ABSOLUTELY hunt down an emulator. Troubs

To effectively use energy (both social and petrol based) I tagged one social obligation with back(to back)³ visits w/ —a peer I owed a book —an old coworker —a collaborator —a "we should totes get together in CA" followup to an ad hoc line friendship struck up in DC —AND my old boss/lab Now pooped!

…but also the allure of further optimization is keeping me from going straight home: like, what if I ALSO tack on a local family visit? Someone is too busy to text back though. Maybe will hit up a Panera to do some work? The waiting game is complicated and less alluring than Hungry Hungry Hippos.