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Nobody told me the DMC animated series had Buff Biden wtf??

Vivek Ramaswamy is one of the most disgusting Republicans around right now which is wild considering how low the bar is. After what he did today I wouldn’t urinate on him if he was on fire.

Today I heard the Pope is getting treated for lung cancer. I pray his recovery is swift and smooth.

Because Pearl Krabs has teeth on her top jaw as well as her bottom jaw, she is not a Sperm Whale and is actually a member of the long extinct Livyatan melvillae species.

Speaking of Hitler I find it funny how a lot of esoteric fascism is just co-opting unrelated stuff. Terms like “Agartha,” “Vril,” and “Hyperborea” originally had nothing to do with Nazism. Imagine if I started a political movement that emphasized “Carcosa,” “Jedi powers,” and “Albuquerque” lmfao.

When I was a kid I had a dream where I was invited to a dinner party but Hitler was there and the other guys at the table had to keep him calm so I wouldn’t get Arizona’d.

Died on the tutorial of a game.

How HAL 9000 was moving:

The R midterm electoral strategy is hilarious. "We know we've made every aspect of your life worse, but have you considered the Dems are all these things we've made up about them? Not voting for us won't teach us any lessons btw; we're incapable of correcting course! Just give us another chance..."

You know you're winning an argument with a Trump supporter when they say smth like "Kamala would've been worse" or "Kamala would have done the same thing." At that point they've admitted they're wrong and are just coping.

Who up workin they goose rn?

Thinking about the youtube slop channel where a guy with a simpsons rantsona hates women.

When I was a LITTLE kid I used to watch videos about space and aliens and I remember getting scared shitless by a video called "WE ARE GOING TO DIE PLEASE HELP US" that IIRC was some sort of fake transmission from an alien civilization? Sounded like a distorted voice yelling is all I remember.

>new FNaF book coming out >follows a fan-favorite female character It’s gonna be Toy Chica, isn’t it?

Roswell was a monumental aura loss for the aliens. They traveled all that way just to crash and die, and ever since then they've just been doing cowardly fly-bys. The Spanish did more with their primitive caravels than these aliens could do with their super-advanced spaceships.

YO MAMA SO RACIST When she plays "Fortnite" Instead of the Chug Jug She drinks... THE CHUD JUG!

Alternate history scenario where the US is purple on the map instead of blue.

My favorite internet drama of the now is that Jacksepticeye made a Charlie Kirk joke and the “person” leading the charge to cancel him is a gross pathetic lolicon-loving cuck named Chibi Reviews, who tried to sue people over mean tweets and whose brother is a chair.

I died to a goblin army and I'm mad now.

TERRARIA DEVS WHEN THERE ARE CONSENTING ADULTS UPSTAIRS:

ok i guess

I shit you the fuck not when I took a nap today I had a dream that Charlie Kirk was an actor in some movie about a detective investigating a racism-fueled terror attack in the latter half of the 19th century. I think I just experienced a Kirkiversary miracle guys.

Reposting my shittily-drawn Kirk for the Kirkiversary.

If I was an evil fucking wizard my cursed incantations would be “trans rights”, “vote”, and “black lives matter” because I’m a good fucking person.

Heh…settle down chuddy, it’s called #DarkWoke.

Got bored and turned Dan Hentschel into Uncle Sam.

verity after giving me a loan with an insanely high interest rate: hey it's me it's usury

Just listened to Tyga's Starface. This album is apocalyptic ass. If it was released back in the day it'd be considered a crime punishable by castration. Shitty instrumentals, nonsensical and bland lyrics. A 0.0 rating is far too kind to this AI slop. I'd rather listen to Tobuscus's new stuff.

I was looking around on YouTube and I found SlenderYahu.

Culture warriors when it's time to actually contribute to culture:

This is how Kris Deltarune was born I think.

Dear YouTube/TikTok users: Unalive is disrespectful. Instead of saying they "unalived" someone, say they "hit a sick fucking clip and 360-noscoped" them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

There’s a part of me that thinks I’m too mean to right-wingers (at least the ones who support Trump and/or hate ethnic/sexual minorities) and another part of me that thinks it’s alright to reflect their hatred back at them. I’d love to forgive them one day but I feel like it’s just too early rn.

They're putting something in those vaccines that make your arms hurt.

I hate when I take calls from random numbers expecting job recruiters but instead they're just some Indian guy named Michael Afton who wants to buy my dad's house.

New YT video out youtu.be/GC6wBRo8j84

How they were moving in the lab to make 1 mL of the mass killing of an ethnic group:

Back before The Amazing Digital Circus came out I saw someone in the trailer’s comments section calling it “Analog Horror” and I think that’s the funniest YouTube comment I’ve ever seen.

Love how we used to call them baby boomers like 20 years ago but now that they’re in their 80’s we just call them boomers bc they’re not babies anymore.

If Drag Me To Hell (2009) was made today the witch would be a 20-something college graduate and the protagonist would be an HR manager who ghosted her after wasting her time. The curse would be infinitely more deserved, if not too kind.

Liberal politicians are always posting pics of themselves with their loving wives and children while the politicians who wanna enforce strict traditionalism are always driving their mistresses to abortion clinics, wishing they'd never moved on from crossdressers.

>when the random e-celeb you've never heard about finally is outed for a legitimate reason to dislike them

I apologize SW I was unfamiliar with your game. Here's hoping the new Vanessa content is good.

A friend told me I predicted Chimptopia with this post apparently.

My bsky feed is finally free of all the bullshit and full of hot furry babes.

Conservatives are applying the “If you exclude New York and California” argument to EVERYTHING nowadays lmfao. Gotta be one of the funniest copes I’ve ever heard. “We’re actually winning if you ignore all the ways we’re losing!”