Captain_B

@colorado.gov Are you going to do anything about the secret police kidnapping my neighbors, your residents, are they even aliens, do you even know? Or are they abducting your citizens? www.summitdaily.com/news/immigra...

Remember when the Mcdonalds sundae used to be a dollar and come with Peanuts, now its $5, no peanuts, and you have to order it on a kiosk Somebody needs to tell MAGA about this

Remember when Female Body Inpector used to be a gross Tshirt and not Governement Policy?

If you wamt to protect kids, give the free school lunches not state sanction cock inspections

What is trump saying? "If we win the midterms we make a deal, if we lose the midterms, I nuke Iran"

Whats the opposite of california sober, where I can't have weed because of my Job, but they don't give a shit if I give myself Lung cancer or liver failure? Federal Sober? DC Drunk?

Sucker Punch Should Make a Western Version of Ghost of Yotei where you walk around with a Gatling Gun and a Guitar on your Back.

Some times when I feel sad, I like to come on here and yell at Jared

I wish you were a better man.

Actually, you're a waste of energy! Vote Blue (but never for you)🗳️

Fuck the federal governement I just got the best job offer of my life recinded because the old fuckers in congress haven't legalized weed yet. And an employer in my state can't hire me because I have a Federally illegal substance in my body. FUUUUUU

I Can't believe he played the rename a body of water because it shares a name with a foriegn entity card twice

Supergirl wasn't even good, who cares if it was woke? boxd.it/eZGnD1

Good thing we have a war with iran to distract from this whole pool situation

@colorado.gov why so quiet Jared ashamed of how badly youre doing? Thank you for allowing discriminatory pricing in our stores

The united states may be crumbling but we have beagles apparently

How do we stop Trump from Nuking Iran tonight?

Before screaming into the void today, scream into the inbox of your Congressional representatives.

Why does the military need $200 billion for a war we've won?

We are spending an estimated $1B per day on the war on Iran. Now Trump and Co want an extra $200B from Congress to fund the war. But healthcare? Cut. Food stamps? Cut. Education? Cut. Cancer research? Cut. Environmental protections? Cut. And of course, taxes on the rich? Cut. It's obscene.

@anyaustin.bsky.social we need a true statistician to dig us out of this

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

Saw a bunch of crows in the parking lot eating some guys vomit

Fuck turbo tax

Anyway, ICE must be abolished and we should not tolerate positions that are mealy mouthed about it.

I domt know about you, but I've never seen a group of immigrants execute a US citizen in the street

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

We really all witnessed a public execution by the federal government today

Why did trumps story not end after january 6th

Me during #Avatar

7 is definitely too many Black Ops, 3 was pushing it but they made it worthwhile with all the zombies content in the end.

I love that they marked all their shit talking emails as high importance

You guys are making mountains out of mole hills. Trump obviously fucked those kids as part of his official duties as president.

I truly don't understand why Micro Johnson wants to die on Pedohile hill. This is a violation of our democracy. The only precident he's following is the precident of incompetence set by this administration.

I think the world would be a better place if instead of forcing truckers to speak English, we forced police to speak Spanish.

California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you. Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide. So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.

Can't wait to see what happens when he has to leave office in 2029, if you think he will accept it with dignity and grace, I think you're wrong

Thank god, Trump doesn't get everything just because he wants it lmao. If there was a Nobel War Prize or Nobel Corruption Prize on the other hand, he'd be a shoo-in

sometimes it feels a bit on the nose that the very people wearing masks right now are often the same people who refused to wear one in 2020. try to be more subtle, writers of the America show!!!!

I think the 2010s will go down in history as the time when we were all so distracted by Marvel movies that we let fascism take root in America

Trump says "All parties will be treated fairly" In Gaza peace talks. Arresting and sentencing Netanyahu as the war criminal he is wouldn't even come close to "fair" The Israeli government getting off Scott free after commiting genocide is fucking delusional

Count your fucking days Jared @colorado.gov

The stunning @erikaishii.bsky.social

Oh man, the democrats are so evil, they want to give Healthcare to everyone

I cant believe they made @jamesgunn.bsky.social's peacemaker into a real guy

A Cinematic Masterpiece

Can I offer you all a happy #outbreakday in these trying times?