Space Monkey

Steve Hofstetter@stevehofstetter.bsky.social

My wife just bought us a garden gnome. I want to name it Kristi Gnome because it's hollow, artificial, and my dog is terrified of it.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

Translation: “Small businesses can’t enrich me personally so I don’t care what happens to them” Says it all, really