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Yup, he was on the way home from happy hour. “Judge” Jeanine Pirro was, of course, riding shotgun. And by “shotgun” I mean she was shotgunning Stoli.

Kiddie porn, rape porn, and revenge porn should be illegal. But dirty movies starring consenting adults aren’t hurting anyone.

Make ‘im famous.

Place I sent my resume says they’re downsizing rather than hiring. After saying that, they post an add on indeed for the same job they wouldn’t even interview me for. It might be time to admit that I’m the problem.

THIS. substack.com/@williquinn/... Racists feel “protected” by a Trump presidency. As if he’ll personally appear to defend them when they’re about to get punched for using racial slurs. Well, I got news for all you bigots. He ain’t coming to save your lily white asses.

JFC, is my president napping? During a meeting with another world leader? I don’t understand. I thought the Adderall was supposed to keep him awake. FFS

Beyond overjoyed that @theantimisognyclub is going to publish my story about coming out to my father the homophobe.

Calling my insurance company to find a list of in patient psychiatric facilities that accept my insurance. They already hung up on me once, and now I’m on hold fifteen minutes and counting.

Blue MAGA

Seriously? What happened? Did he, like a toddler, look at Saudi cuisine and refuse to take even one bite?

There’s a fee, a minuscule fee, for returning a library book late. I wonder what the fee is for burning thousands of library books. Library should send dude an invoice, make him pay for destroying their property.

First appointment with the primary care physician my insurance company assigned me to. Waited over an hour. The man refused to look at me, was on the computer the whole time. I said “I’d like you to look at me when you speak to me,” but he couldn’t be bothered.

Look at him. Turned sideways and pointing his toes to appear taller and slimmer. He’ll do anything to look good. Anything except diet and exercise.

Maybe he should go investigate the front in the war better Russia and Ukraine.

If white South Africans are the victims of a genocide, how, then, are they alive enough to enter the United States?

The gentleman should take several seats. Just not in the house, senate, parliament, or any other government office.

If anybody knows about looking wrong, it’s Beetleboob.

Y’all remember all that farmland JD Vance’s billionaire BFFs bought up in middle America? Y’see all those white South Africans streaming into America? Yeah, that farmland was bought specifically for them. Congratulations, America, we’ve let apartheid in.

Most straight little boys want to be just like Daddy. And then there’s Trump. The hairdo, the full face of bad makeup, the prissy little mouth. He looks just like Mommy.

Well, looking for work isn’t going well. One place is not only not hiring, they’re downsizing. Another place cannot hire me because I failed to wear a suit to the interview (cuz I don’t have a suit, I have one outfit of tunic, leggings, & tennis shoes). Now what?

So no statement of thanks to Marla Maples and Melania Knaus for raising his children. No “in loving memory” of Ivana. Just a Mother’s Day message of hatred for the left. Totally on brand.

Dude has a whole ass makeup studio in the pentagon, where he gets his eyebrows plucked and foundation slathered on his face before he takes the stage and pontificates about a return to old-school masculinity.

Everybody needs to calm down about Trump’s new jet the Qataris gave him. Yes, it’s ostentatious. Yes, it’s illegal for him to receive such a gift. But it’s a Boeing, which means it could conceivably lose an engine and crash with his fat ass onboard.

Look at #PizzaGaetz with his little “me smart” prop glasses.

💯 THIS. I’m both disabled and homeless. I can’t go anywhere. The Canadian border is too far a walk & the boat to Cuba/Haiti/Dominican Republic costs money I don’t have.

Raccoon: Officer, I can explain. Cop: This drug paraphernalia is illegal. Raccoon: It’s for medicinal use. Officer: Are you high right now? Raccoon: I had a puff or two after my dinner of hot garbage, yes. Officer: Outta the car. Raccoon: It’s not even my car.

Some worship Christ. Others Allah. I happen to venerate Gaia and Lilith. I don’t go to your altar demanding you worship my deities. So don’t come to mine demanding I worship yours.

Remembering the women who raised me. My maternal grandmother, who gave me forehead kisses and patience. And my mother, who gave me beatings and an unhealthy body image.

I just assumed he plagiarized the whole thing.

And somehow I still accomplished more than Trump.

It’s fucking tacky.

Really? She cares about children’s wellbeing? Cuz the overgrown child she married eats a most unhealthy diet and is in a state of cognitive decline.

45 years ago today, smallpox, a disease that disfigured and/or killed its victims, was eradicated. But don’t worry, RFK Jr, Not A Doctor Oz, and Not a Doctor but somehow a Surgeon General Casey Means, are working tirelessly to bring smallpox back.