Isaac Harris

@bennington.bsky.social Did Earl just go along with a bit?!

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How old am I? To answer your question, I am very excited for my new coffee maker and explained to my wife several times about why I am excited and how it works. I am that old.

Now in Gunmetal Grey!

Reminder, it's your right to contact your members of Congress everyday demanding that they literally do anything to stop this.

Borrow a movie from a friend.

If you have a metal band, and your drummer uses triggers, fire your drummer and just get a drum machine.

There comes a point every 8-12 months where all I want to do is watch Nicolas Cage steal the Declaration of Independence.

Got these DVDs from my wife today

Open pianos in public spaces should be banned. Not once has anyone that's actually been good at piano ever played one.

I knew they were leading a secret, salacious life.

@bennington.bsky.social @gailbennington.bsky.social My song of the summer is a couple years old, but this song from Zimbabwe is a banger. Awa Khiwe x Ghanaian Stallion "Ngeke Bengimele" youtu.be/XETq5OVPpGQ?...

Turning down my podcast talking about how lovely a film "An American in Paris" is, to listen to a grown man in a parking lot scream into his phone "FUCK YOU! I AM IMPORTANT AND YOU ARE NOTHING! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! IM AN ALPHA AND YOU ARE SHIT!"

Oh shit, I hit the repost button by accident

If TMZ can't get us actual photos of Mitch McConnell in the hospital, then he is really dead.

I love waking up to good news. youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?...

I just found out O&H Bakery in Wisconsin does a weekly "win a kringle" contest. I have never wanted to win anything so badly in my life.

This is the only time I will agree with MAGA lunatics, but I believe Mitch McConnell is actually dead and they are trying to hide it.

I want a Galaxy Quest Blu-ray with a commentary track by Brent Spiner and Jonathan Frakes.

What if I don't want to?

@michaelroleary.bsky.social proposed to me. I said maybe.

I now own a brown belt. Eighteen year old me thought I would die well before I got old enough to do that

@bennington.bsky.social @gailbennington.bsky.social Apparently Des Moines has been doing pizza crimes for years. www.today.com/food/iowa-pi...

My wife just said she keeps thinking this guy from The Boondock Saints is "that guy from Aunty Donna". By that she must mean Broden. @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social

Is King Richard just a remake of King Ralph?

You know it is New Hampshire Bike Week when you see several men with Nazi tattoos at your local Planet Fitness.

John Sununu not only stunted the growth of NH while he was governor, but also took over 3.1 million in Covid PPP funds through Waterville Valley Holdings LLC that all went toward "payroll". #nhpr

The CEO of an evil company, and the shitty police in American Fork Utah hate this photo. #bricksanminfigs #americanforkutah

I heard sharing this video pisses off a terrible company that steals from old people. #bricksandminifigs youtu.be/wscQpkcwgNU?...

Happy pride month! youtu.be/_ih1EuMLspY?...

@bennington.bsky.social Hey Ron, I know I joke around here a bunch, but I just saw that Opdivo and Yervoy have been FDA approved for Colorectal cancer. Not trying to pry into your treatment, but my wife had these for her stage 4 Melanoma, and we can answer questions if this helps.

Why is it when you ask Earl about a movie he saw, he talks about it like he is Gene Shalit? @bennington.bsky.social

Happy 80th birthday, Earl! @bennington.bsky.social

@bennington.bsky.social Funny with that called about Clarkson's Farm, last night my YouTube algorithm pushed this video channel of this guy that shows how they harvest corn. Really fascinating. youtu.be/vSb3fYCrUys?...

They Live (1988) becomes more relevant every day. Don't stay asleep. Wake up. youtu.be/_z9hMartaFc?...

Just bringing this back up from when a Trump appointed judge in Texas ruled in favor of home distillation. Doesn't seem like a crazy rant now, does it?

@bennington.bsky.social I am gonna be having a hotdog party. Good news, it's the kind Gail wants. Bad news, Chris is the only one of you invited.

RIP Ted Turner youtu.be/HzYNByTu1eg?...

@bennington.bsky.social I am just gonna keep sending over interesting videos I find to maybe help pass all the time when going through treatment. This one is about how good baseball in films looks. youtu.be/1xeamHyi9u8?...

@bennington.bsky.social On your point of stats obsessions changing pro sports. Good video about how batting stances used to be weird, but how statistical analysis of batting coaches made everyone bat the same and boring. youtu.be/Q7qXMrdy1Sw?...

@bennington.bsky.social @gailbennington.bsky.social My wife and I moved into a big Victorian house. This is the wallpaper going up in the dinning room because we want to have the fun colorful house. Also, that's our cat Ernie.

I live in a very hilly area, but I am getting better.

Totally not staged

Can we just delete all of these streaming services and go back to having video stores?

Paramount remakes app to capitalize on popularity of short videos reut.rs/4tiSx0q