Carmen Klomparens

Idunno man people keep saying world hunger is expensive to solve but if one company can manage to lose 80 BILLION in 6 months I think we can find a way to afford it

Podcasts? Uh, no, it actually just puts the creature onto the battlefield. Hope this helps 👍

New @badking.bsky.social Vivien Reid promo for Black History Month 2027 🔥 magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

Same sex marriage was illegal in virginia until 2014

The soul sheds light, and death is its shadow. When the light dims, life and death embrace.

They will submit their daughters to this but not to a measles vaccine

What the fuck! What the fuck!!! Surely this isn't allowed! Surely NONE of this is allowed!!! I am so fucking tired of *waves arms* all of it!

My wife is so cool

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Can not stress enough how bad all of these are and WA voters need to vote NO on these.

Wow I very highly recommend You Can See Everything to anyone who enjoys movies. I’m not a big Nathan Fielder fan, or a big documentary fan, and I didn’t really care at all about the backstory coming in. But it is cinema.

Messed up that there aren't Bojangles in Seattle

The latest Musk publicity stunt with his “”””flying”””” car illustrates the broader issue with a lot of the tech industry these days (particularly AI, but related to enshittification in general) in that: What pressing problem is this supposed to solve, and does it do so efficiently and effectively?

The framing on this is some of the worse I've seen from the BBC in a long time. lies by omission about breaches and giving time to sex matters to rant about how we shouldn't have accurate medical records to our closest & lived sex/gender bsky.app/profile/lyra...

This will kill people

Seeing this panel listing for MagicCon: Atlanta still feels so unreal. Just one month away and I get to give the world a glimpse into what I’ve been working on for the last year. I’m so excited! #WotCStaff

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

I am very happy to announce that Marvel: Darkhold Destiny Commander is my first lead!! I co-led the decks with Eric Engelhard and worked directly on the Lords of Hel precon #wotcstaff

New B&R Announcement today! Most formats unaffected by change today, with many sections speaking to what we're keeping an eye on. #WOTCstaff magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

Wrapped the stream, thanks so much y'all, we raised over 70k for Trans Lifeline! Donations will remain open till Monday evening, and we'll continue to have our Arena gems donation incentive till then. Still hoping to hit our goal of 75k, so please donate and share the link! tilt.fyi/9uEEK0dIvs

@carmparens.bsky.social doing a Magic Game show!

please tune in and donate!! all sorts of activities on the schedule and donation rewards. i'm especially excited for @carmparens.bsky.social's trivia show :)

This is just a fucking carjacking. How the hell was he supposed to know it was a state sponsored carjacking. what the fuck are we doing here.

Going to try and post about a different donation incentive we have every day, today's incentive is custom phyrexian translations! This is the first time we have ever offered this, we only have a few available, and we're already halfway out! tilt.fyi/9uEEK0dIvs

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

Our fundraiser for trans lifeline is live! We have a ton of cool donation incentives this year, including asking designers questions, MTG Arena gems, and for the first time ever, custom translations into Phyrexian from our Head Phyrexian Linguists! tilt.fyi/2Xcp2kAaqC

Last night @thequietfish.bsky.social and I were playing some Magic, and after 2-0ing me she said "Hey kids guess what we have Em_TeeGee at home!" I still haven't recovered.

Nothing is as pure as an animal trusting you enough to use your hands as a pillow to sleep 😭

Happy Fullmetal Mean Girls day to those who celebrate

I do not find it "amiable" when a TSA agent gropes me because a theatrical machine put a glowing square around my dick. Why would amiability be a standard for the part of the process where they put me in a trackable database?

I'll be hosting the hardest Magic trivia you've ever seen. Don't miss it :) #WOTCstaff

Been working on this for ages and really excited! We have an amazing stream planned as well as some fantastic donation incentives, including something unique we've never done before 👀

this is no longer a joke

to the cis people who are like “trans people were never erased from history, that’s a lie!” i want you to pay attention to it happening right in front of your eyes all of this to strip records from a whopping ELEVEN people in fifteen years erasing our accomplishments is part of it

To recap: three GOP-led states that wanted the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade in order to "send abortion back to the states" are now asking the Court to strike down abortion protections in blue states