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New lake name just dropped.

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?

If you combine both Einstein's and Schrödinger's theories on cats, when you open the box, you have either a telegraph or a wireless message.

Run, Forrest, run.

Uh.

The Art of Making the Same Deal Again.

I am pretty sure the @nytimes.com does not understand what the word détente means.

Trump's America. I'm sure somehow this is Biden's fault.

BREAKING: Lake Worth has been renamed Lake Inferior.

It's a sign of our times that one can be braindead and still a leading figure in the Republican party.

I pretty sure that if you're going to regulate stochastic computing systems, you should at least first know how to calculate a percentage change. That's determinative.

Don't vote. Boo!

I want you all to know that it was I who pulled Trump out of the burning rubble of the World Trade Center on 9/11. In the early 2000s, I was a burly NYFD.

This is false. The average NYFD would have stopped only long enough to piss on him.

Then fucking go there, asshole.

An Amazon plane crashing into a parking lot full of Teslas has to be the most 2026 moment so far.

Jump! Jump!

You can't unsee this.

This is the most realistic looking love doll ever.

We've been taking small arms fire!!

Which one of you assholes used up our entire stockpile of ammunition?!

It's not that it's Biden's fault. It's that if it were, he's still too fucking stupid to fix it.

No, seriously, asshole, just let me thr fuck go.

You know what this means?! Obama 2028!

Trump bombed so badly, Hegseth wants to drop him on Iran.

Who did this?!

This.

Look carefully at his right eye. The oval of the eyeball appears to be horizontal and not inline with the orbit of the left eye which is at slight angle commensurate with the tilt of the head.

BREAKING: Lindsey Graham still dead.

Why does Zohran Mandami always look like he's having a lot more fun than Donald Trump?

I'm gonna keep on dancing at the Pink Phony Club.

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes yesterday. He asked me to go take over for him as the senior senator from Kentucky.

BREAKING: Charon is refusing to ferry Mitch McConnell across the River Styx until after the election.

Say what you will about Joe Biden, but he never tried to strike up a conversation with an autotamaton.

Hahaha

The Internet. Undefeated.

Who did this?!

Quick question: did Mexico pay for the Ball Room?

Donald Trump is in clear mental decline. But it's only really been noticeable in the last 10 years.

Happy Second Annual Squeaky Tank Day.

Just a reminder that Trump puts the riot in patriot. Happy Barak Hussein Obama Appreciation Day.