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The Big bang theory is going on tour.

I don't use slurs because it's reductive to my argument

They call me the bookmark because I'm flippin through crease like it's pages in The Silmarillion (also my flat penis)

Just watched the new Resident Evil, my second movie ever!

If I'm fuckin my way up the corporate ladder, call OSHA

Epic Rap Battles of History

Had a dream the government was trying to control our dick veins and the protests were INSANE

She's got me decoding the voynich manuscript for a tiddy pic

Every time you use AI they kidnap a little pixie from the mystical forest and grind it into a fine powder with a mortar and pestle

They call me the box cutter because... um.... well.... sharp penis....

They just referenced me in Danganronpa v3!

Bro looks like his favorite album is, Now That's What I Call Music! 25

In any other culture I would be worshiped as a god of fertility, but in this house I am, "pool boy"

Gonna start making mommy ASMR videos where I talk like Jack Baker

Studio Go Hands is the Studio Queen Bee of anime

rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

W-wait, there's a penis where her penis should be!!!

Netanyahu put me in a simulation to try and make me buy 3D printed guns off the dark web

Thank you for being a friend

Wake up in the morning feeling like Young Sheldon.

Never judge a rubber duck by it's feathers

My doctor cool and all but why he moan everytime I dap him up

Pussy so good it brought me near death and gave me a zenkai boost

Sowwy pwincess, Zaddy used all the hot water

Creature Feature: Alligator Gar (alive)

Send me into the casino with a quarter and I'll come back pregnant

"I'm not a witch I swear!" *stands up revealing suspiciously green witches furled finger shaped boner*

*all holding hands in prayer for Christmas dinner* God is good, God is great, Boobs on screen, I masturbate.

They're playing pentatonics at work. I yearn for the bullet as if it were a lover.

New isekai, "Grandpa was laying it down long dick style in another world!!"

Appraising my bitches nipples like they're precious diamonds

Heavy ass door falling off the hinges, closing it feels like I'm sealing Christ's tomb

Arnold Palmer is my birth control

Caught between quitting my job and sleeping for like 20 years and really wanting to make a Godrick cosplay

Fujimoto the kinda girl they write songs about

Gimme four years in ancient China and I will come back better

Demolition Lovers 💥 #chainsawman #csm

I woke up this morning feeling refreshed and alert. I believe this is a dire omen of what is to come.

Why do I always have motivation to do scary ass make up looks late as hell, I got work tomorrow man

Fuck, why can't I escape from gay sex