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Family: let’s not talk about politics. Me: fuck Trump, hope he eats it, should’ve been aborted. Religion is a lie.

@parkergetajob.bsky.social “I don’t think you do” is an amazing response to someone saying “listen, listen” when trying so hard to not answer a question.

There are garbage trucks and then there are trash trucks. One is an integral part of our waste management system, the other is a cyber truck.

All these right wingers making fun of the way Talarico looks. Have they not seen what Ken Paxton’s face looks like looks like?

Remember how mad you assholes were when gas prices was high during Biden? How come so quiet now?

Can’t stand Greg Abbott.

My canary is anyone who has anything bad to say about Hayley Williams.

My only solace is that, one day, he will be gone.

What a condescending piece of shit.

I did not have being a fan of infowars on my bingo card. Like ever.

I’m at medium risk for my alcohol consumption according to AUDIT. But then again, I’m not the director of the FBI.

Copy heart. Copy bracelet.

Looking at the whole board of peace bullshit, I’m starting to think that the French Revolution wasn’t that much of an overreaction.

Was called woke today. All I could think was, yeah you’re right, I AM that woke.

Do these people truly believe that they are the good guys?

Just once, I’d like a reporter to tell him, “quiet piggy” on live tv.

Hey DJT. FUCK YOU.

Here’s a rule: how about if you were in a reality tv show, like ever, you don’t get to serve in public office.

I am not mature enough for the afroman trial.

To the ones that feel dictator-y, beware the ides of March.

Here’s a tip, if you indeed “just don’t know anything about it”, maybe you need to shut the fuck up about it.

Why are we redacting names of pedos?

So republicans in Texas just giving up letting the voters choose all together? Really can’t wrap my head around these people. I live next to and related to them.

Wait. Are we THE regime?

When will they learn, these boot lickers will always and inevitably be the first ones thrown under the bus.

And all of a sudden, it is once again the secretary of defense again.

What’s the point of war powers if the president can just bomb the shit out of somewhere and then come to congress and ask if we should go to war.

Every senator that voted for the war needs to be voted out.

Of all the people who are not expired or in jail that have testified about the case, you’d think that the person mentioned the most (fine, in the top 3), should at a minimum, testify (can’t believe I have to clarify, but yes, under oath).

Not fast enough.

Just watched Taylor Tomlinson’s special. And damn, was it special. Or should I say, darn.

I wish someone yelled, “quiet, piggy.”

This quote by Brennan Lee Mulligan is my Roman Empire. “Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army.”

I’m so angry. And yet, not angry enough.

I’m a huge fan of the writers of Franklin and Bash. Hilarious.

First it was the I don’t care jacket, then it’s the redaction dress, is melania secretly hilarious?

It’s really getting harder and harder to not be a conspiracy theorist, maybe it’s easier thinking of the monsters in the files as lizard people.

Hey. So when was the last time he played golf? Any chance it’s because he CAN’T? I feel we are so close, yet so far.

He’s so clearly guilty.

Was the bed made for the cat or vice versa?

You know, @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social is the only thing that’s keeping me sane right now.

The 2a people not foaming at the mouth in light of the recent shooting is so hypocritical, I can’t even. You don’t have a right to bear arms if it can be an excuse to shoot you.

Mega churches aligning behind the biggest grifter is sooooo on brand.

It’s not happening fast enough.

I am a member of the “Trump is a cunt” chapter of antifa. What about you?

A lesson from the first Incredibles movie was, if you call everyone a traitor, then no one is a traitor.

All I care about is whether Sliwa went to the parade.