Mars, Pain Cube Director of Activities

i had a nice break from being awake at hell hours but its almost time to go back to my grind of waking up at 2am to email my lawyer in Italy again daily

wife

Me: "You always put some shit on like 'How Screws Are Made' or whatever." @tjkollyn.bsky.social: "I do NOT do that." .. also TJ:

they should make Elizabeth Holmes play Amanda Seyfried's daughter in Mamma Mia 3

polycule costume idea and its nathan elizabeth and billy from YCSE. if theres a 4th person in the polycule you can have them be the blood testing machine.

Last minute front row tickets to You Can See Everything and Im ready to be looking up Elizabeth's big blue fishbowl eyes like a gaping toddler

thanks mom

wishing every depop buyer that sends an offer then doesnt actually buy the thing a very merry Banishment to the Torment Nexus

i think the goodwill bins employees should be legally allowed to eviscerate the customers

first day on the job as a cenobite and i already got sent to HR for telling The Chatterer to shut the fuck up

what the hell is gorpcore

just bought the Ring of Favor and Protection aka the "FAP" ring on Whatnot. if you know where to look all doors are open to you.

i love whatnot @tjkollyn.bsky.social

once again thinking about this image i made that killed @reimeerkat.bsky.social and I for days

Ulysses from Fallout if he were from Chicago: "Da Bears and Da Bulls."

AHS Season 14 will be a Ryan Murphyverse crossover where the entire AHS cast meets the cast of 9-1-1. The hot bisexual firefighter will be in the gimp suit.

"Hellraiser was a documentary."

just remembered athena the jackal

me all week since the double whammy of the elizabeth holmes documentary and the release of crank 2

They're selling my pussy on WhatNot

"Who even got an MFF room" crazy theory but proooobably a few of the other 16,000 people that go to the con besides you and your friend circle

id say it was a 7 or 7.5/10 considering i found a vintage 1970s gucci suit jacket

two tshirt bros at the goodwill bins arguing about something and i overhear one of them go "bro you were born in 2010" and the other goes "when were you born? 08?" and i immediately crumbled to dust

Mom says its MY turn with the Nexus of Eternal Torment 😡

When you get down to it, all music falls into one 1 of 2 genres: "Woohoo!" music & "Stomp clap hey" music

MFF convention center hallways

OMFG THE A24 ELIZABETH HOLMES MOVIE IS REALLLLL

fuck my fail life i didnt cast enough pargon runes in my spell

absolutely PHENOMENAL drop at the goodwill bins today

hi angels 💖 do any of my mutuals have a need for a canon portable flatbed scanner (has the cord, disc, manuals, etc)? 2400 x 4800 dpi and fits in a backpack

lotta people liking my poshmark listings!!! how about you posh the buy button and give me money

nightmare about a new trend called pepsimaxxing where you just drink as many bottles of pepsi at once as you can

i think the liberty mutual liberty biberty mascot would crunch and squish like a rotten watermelon if you hit it with a sledgehammer