Lyra the Witch Kitten 🎃

🌸 Introductory post 🌸 > Neurodivergent (probably autistic but currently undiagnosed) > First degree crybaby > certified weird creature taking the shape of various felines while sometimes pretending to be human > Silly goose loving bad puns, wordplay and jokes > Lover of cute things and human rights

????? This.... this reads... as sus

*whispers* US moots, is Indian a proper way to refer to Indigenous communities? Past profs told us to never use it, it's essentially on the same level as a slur??? I am bamboozled at NA studies prof using it rn???

Teach in the lecture: After the king was executed Cromwell became Lord Protector of the state. This meant theatres were shut down and public reenactments were outlawed due to being seen as immoral *stares across the pond where drag shows are being forbidden by republicans for being immoral* Oh

Talked about the English civil war, puritan England and following restoration period (obligatory f*ck Cromwell here). I'm sorta fascinated with restoration theatre which seemed so keen on breaking away from puritanical constraints with its witty characters with loose morals

Manifesting

me perusing the internet these days whilst everybody is dealing with the h3 fallout

I have a soft spot for old books with yellowing pages

Sign language was mentioned in our linguistics class today, so I decided to look up some signs in British sign language In order to sign the word cat, you spread out your fingers and direct them away from your face to imitate whiskers while mouthing the word cat. I thought that was really cute

My doctor told me to avoid stress because of my bad headaches caused by messed up muscles in my back and neck. So now whenever my brain is ready to throw a fit I suddenly become a distressed victorian attendant à la: "Madam, please! Remember your doctor's orders! Please calm yourself, madam!"

hello yes hi it is only monday but i already had an anxiety attack, but i used my breathing techniques, I wrote myself reminders for things to not become overwhelmed, i ate and listened to soothing music we got this (for now)

I am close to the end of Tweltfth Night and I did enjoy it a lot! This is the first Shakespearen play I read in early modern English and it isn't the easiest to understand but I am managing

Bwuh?

Woke up to find out that he's currently the no 6th in the world! I hope he can maintain this level, it would be amazing to have him in the Premier league next year 🤞

Oh, it sounds so windy outside. Time to get ready for bed and then snuggle up and read

Lumpy child is starting to become smooth

Idk, how can ppl claim ai is the future when I just listened to a harpist play the celtic harp and I felt as though I had fallen in love with humanity and all they ever created

Look at this gender defying being, how could you misgender them? Don't you just wanna give scritches behind their ears and put a flower crown on their head? How could you think abt something as arbitrary as gender

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Good morning nerds! How is the situation

W

First Luke Littler, now Van Veen too? Woody is a force to be reckoned with!

SMUDGER EXTINGUISES THE HEAT! 🔥 Former European Champion Ross Smith is in the last 8 of the 2026 edition, with a 10-7 win over Damon Heta! Ross Smith 🔟 - 7️⃣ Damon Heta #Darts | #ECDarts

One of my absolute favourite darts moments this year was Josh, who is himself from Northern Ireland, nailing the 9 darter (darts equivalent of a hole in one in golf) in Belfast. You see in his reaction how much that meant to him as well

Bliss as an adult: - Being able to sleep an hour longer than usual - yummy meal - getting to wear comfy clothes - having enough time to not having to rush through things

*mad artist voice* LIVE MY LUMPY CHILD! LIVE!

LET'S GO! THE POLISH EAGLE IS SOARING!

Always feeling a bit shy to ask profs questions after class even though sometimes I got things I'd like to ask on my mind. Idk i don't want to be annoying or seem like a smart-ass or what if my question is just really dumb

I am still baffled at people who skip reading entire paragraphs or only read dialogues or whatever. Look manga and graphic novels blend visual art with words and they're a valid art form. When you pick up a novel on the other hand, the words *are* the art. The prose, the imagery are meaningful

Celtic studies teach: next week (if there's no rain) we will go to the cemetery Me: to summon pagan spirits? Teach: you might discover some celtic traces there

My queen @noodlescripts.bsky.social making it through life's adversities

Fuck JK Rowling.

SMUDGER SINKS SEDLACEK! Ross Smith, the number one seed, is into the last 16 of the 2026 European Championship, stumbling over the finish line against Karel Sedlacek! Ross Smith 6️⃣ - 4️⃣ Gian van Veen #Darts | #ECDarts

look, i'm very small, very eepy and very scatterbrained at the best of times i'm just trying to stay awake at 6:39 in the morning

WOODY IS ON A ROLL THIS YEAR! YES, LET'S GOOOO!

Prof showed us this amazing renaissance art on the Chain of Being, which ppl are the time believed to be the natural hierarchy of things. Ofc I couldn't copy it exactly but in order to memorise the concept easier I did doodle a replica lmao

If @bardofwinter.bsky.social and I went on a road trip

He's trying his best, don't be too harsh to him

Cute little forced perspective. 💕 Photo from my collection, 1935.

Whuzzat? Mornin again...? But I'm so eepy

Reading Jane Austen's Emma for my cosy before bed reading and I forgot that Emma's last name is Woodhouse, which makes me smile a lot because one of my favourite darts players is Luke Woodhouse.

Well damn

Do you ever get so annoyed with digital learning and apps requiring subscriptions/spamming you with ads/limiting functions that you drop it and become analogue again? No? Just me, being a boomer? Ok /j

We're reading twelfth night where you have Orsino who is madly simping for Olivia, Viola who crossdresses to attend Orsino's court to secure her own agency and goes to woo Olivia in Orsino's name and Olivia ends up falling Viola. If Musk actually read Shakespeare he'd call it too woke

Some things said in my North American Studies lecture I felt a bit confused about. Idk idk. The department studies US and some Canadian aspects. Mexico was pushed to the Latin American Studies field & there was a point on Latin American democracies being more unstable which made me raise an eyebrow

Trans people get called extremists for saying “hey don’t watch a wizard tv show.” Meanwhile people out here literally calling for legislative bans on our existence are propped up as feminist icons. Really just shows how those who make people uncomfortable or disrupt consumption are vilified.

Musk's flying cars are just like the emperor's new clothes. Made by scammers to make a quick bucket on the backs of the ppl who are dazzled by nothing being there