OrcBear

Was at Blackpool a week ago and I adored these little Bebop and Rocksteady. Those pierced nips got me giggling in the store.

Guess who ate shit at ice skating today!? T’was me!

Envious of Coco right now

Okay, I really really liked Resident Evil, I wish the one from the 2000s was like that. Recommend giving it a go.

Rest of my Saturday was wondering around the fair, and now off to the IMAX to watch Resident Evil!

Festival near me had a selection of birds of prey to interact with, I thought it was neat, and they are huge

Heyyyy, whatcha thinking about? :3c

World is crap, have a sleepy puppy pic

I am far too old to be going out dancing! Did have a little fun though. :3c

As much as a pain in the neck Charlie Kirk was, let’s give him the same respect as his wife tomorrow. So just simple fireworks and high key celebrations please.

Hey, you can’t park there, mate.

Please tell me my neighbours ARE NOT FUCKING NAZIS?! What the fuck? The world is so stupid! AAHHH!

Can Donald Trump just please fuck off? Like I’m not even trying to be coy or sugar coat can he just shrivel up and blow away now?

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@redzepskunk.bsky.social I guess there are some perks working at Tooters! OrcBear and Red packing in some chillidogs! Thank you to the lovely @cosmicwuffy.bsky.social for this YCH!

Was contemplating how playing games is my relaxing downtime, but couldn’t help but think how manic and stressful Splatoon Raiders looks. Honestly I’m just chilling here.

I need to get out more, got bored and fidgety so decided to paint my nails. The purple is nail polish but the gold is Warhammer paints 😅

Coco is such a sunbather.

How a toddler looks at you when you’re asking them if they need the toilet, they say no, but you can tell they’re squeezing a turd out.

Still a skate-y fat boy!

My thoughts on The Bear Yes, I am hilarious.

Okay so went in watching He-Man; Masters of the Universe thinking it was going to awful or at best mid. I loved it, I enjoyed every minute of the movie, 10/10. I know a lot of people will hate it but this is a new favourite

Whenever I see this thumbnail on my YouTube feed I see a centaur quarterback John Malecki for some reason.

My Splatoon guy is done! Shoes and gun were little key ring trinkets but the rest is all me! Please let us have beards for real Nintendo

@bearthug.bsky.social @chompthepup.bsky.social went to Confuzzled and got me this *awesome* shirt, I love it! Zug zug

Male pattern baldness, in my Splatoon? It's more likely than you think.

Okay, I'm going to give this a go, my own Splatoon Octoling because Nintendo won't let you play as bearded 40 year olds.

Update; Ow. Who knew tattoos hurt?

Done! Thanks to @motfal.art for the art. By Luke Downing at Rose & Thorn Tattoo Studio

Inky time! Ow.

So it’s been a habit to do a quick sketch when I visit places, here’s one I did today of Kraków’s Market.

My going out to explore fit, with my manly pink mermaid rucksack.

So, Mario Galaxy movie was fun, like pure bubblegum movie but was loving all the dumb references. Wild Fox McCloud was added

BEARS BEARS BEARS

Was given polymer clay as a birthday gift so tries my hand at making OrcBear. He was a challenge but I think I did alright!

Um, hello Matt Berry at the Oscars. You’re looking, how you say, hot as fuck?!

Just need to get it stabbed into me!!

Tattoo Com of three real familiar fellas! for dearest @cavezero.bsky.social!

Behold the CocaCola Artemis Space Marine

Was given a rather classic Warhammer figurine from a friend and I had a silly idea I had to try out…

I love this so much, what a happy OrcBear!!

Well it’s officially the 19th now so Happy Birthday to me! Fuck I’m old, lol!