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Seal as a seal in Severence. A very short film.

Send me In honor of Jesse Jackson

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Abduction of Proserpina, by Giambologna, 1579 (from the @NortonSimon Museum in Pasadena), 📸 by @nturchiarophoto

Can the Green Party’s little animal symbol please be these frogs? Who do I have to talk to?

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these damn cookies are now my weakness. what did I get myself into

some of my posts are authored from the toilet? I guess I could start clarifying which ones more often

just walked out side and saw this in the LA sky. space x blow up again?

have you guys had the sm’oreos? they’re so good

Justin Bieber’s new album is so good

Drake dropped a single and immediately Kendrick drops new music. K dot will never let him have that top spot

just walked up to my wife and her sister sitting out by the pool in my bathing suit asking if I could pull her for a chat. for a whole 30 seconds I was on Love Island #LoveIslandUSA

we’re cooked. Google is getting too advanced

Amy Schumer on Love Island after sun was a bad decision. After she said she can’t trust Nic, I can’t trust her (I have never trusted her) #LoveIslandUSA

Lizzo’s new album is 🔥🔥 @lizzobeeating.bsky.social

someone please help me understand why the villa voted this way… #LoveIslandUSA

someone ripped our “anti Elon Tesla club” sticker off our car… who tf would do that other than Elon himself?

Everyone who used the Manchild Sabrina Carpenter song over an edit of Nic from love island needs to apologize rn. He and Ace are clocked in on the villa situations #LoveIslandUSA

can Fred Again.. please release Actual Life 4. just assuming it’s an album or going to be an album

MAGA at this point is a terrorist geoup

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

someone get Hank, he’s unhinged

I guess on April fools they turn off the satire

there’s someone out there who’s job is to bedazzle the road lines

anyone else’s cats go nuts for pizza?

life just doesn’t wait for anything. it just hurls things at you one after another

Nikola Tesla would have hated Elon

The world lost a great man today 😢

Happy international Women’s day @thejordanne.bsky.social 🥰

is it possible for an Oscars performance to win an Emmy? Cynthia Erivo’s deserves it

this is what plays in my head when im going to post a skeet

Cynthia Erivo’s new song is so good also, the remixes are gonna be 🔥

i’m glad Google blurred their face. wouldn’t want their identity just out in the public like that

I thought this was RFK Jr for a second