Greena (The Greenest Era)

joker's trick

The most beautiful women in the world are learning to stop saying sorry about everything

Sometimes you love people so so much you feel odd cause surely it isn't normal to be so happy you know them and exist at the same time as them

deadlock has so many very generous comeback mechanics that when someone leaves a game at like 10 minutes in, it's incredible to me

Teacher's Pet

Being a clown cowboy is pretty hard, out on the frontier. I throw my lasso and it shapes into various balloon animals. In duels, my gun just shoots out a bang flag. But the hardest part? The ridiculous amount of pussy.

went to a party of people i did not know, and after we left, was told 'ganna was very popular and people want her back' i'm soooo funny and charming

Yes

Pee pee poo poo

I went to 'never heard of you' island No we weren't talking about you, why would we? I've not talked to you before i think

Yes

Let me check with my guy on this one

hard to beat Defying Gravity tbh

Yes

Just saw Wicker, ama

sometimes you simply must mute the person on your team who is doomering about the game after just the laning phase, and then proceed to kill most of the enemy walkers by yourself and scale into the late game to kill their whole team

Yeah sorry man we're removing you from the evil vizier chat. It is because you keep trying to say we could use an ai to replace the sultan. You just dont understand the love of the game. You think the result is all that matters. Its the plotting. The scheming. Going 'Very good, my lord.' Goodbye.

I had some availability in my schedule open up, so I’m open for commission! AND they’re 40% off. Let me draw for you!

thank you again to @serpentmythos.bsky.social having me on for stream today! a bit rough start but We Improved and ended on some real good high notes

do you want to see me be bad at deadlock? well now you can!

BRAIN IS FRIED, DMC BOSS GAUNTLET DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THE MOVE, THEREFORE @cdiganon.bsky.social WILL BE DEADIN' ON MY DANNY TIL' I SKELETON- Wait, that's not how the joke goes... Uh... I'M LOW-KEY EVIL. YEAH. YEAH. I'M THE HIDDEN KING- www.twitch.tv/SerpentMythos

having a game in deadlock where one of your teammates disconnects on first death but you still win feels absolutely incredible

just got out of a deadlock game as wraith where i did Real Good and loved this end interaction with the enemy danny

Had a Haze game last night where I was an absolute menace the whole time and man did it feel incredible. MOBAs can be so good

Casts curse of penis smallening on you

i ahven't said anything but like Man. BioWare was one of my greats for a long time and I loved a lot of their games dearly. Video games suck

a maddening thing that happens at work sometimes is someone will take the entire day to respond to me, who replied to their ticket in the first 20 minutes of it opening and then will message me with 'hey do you have an eta? my day ends in about an hour.' motherfucker, that's on you.

did a voice bit of a bad trump impression doing biddy blas and i'll never post it

'how the hell did we lose this game, we were ahead for so long' post game stats a teammate had less than 500 objective damage ah that would do it

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Good morning, im beautiful and so are you

There's something wrong with my copy of Galatic Racers

we've heard you, and we're listening new, at gas stations, drinkable gas

if they put me on the hidden king track