Corey Schwanz

@doublefine.com There is probably no financial incentive but it would be awesome if Psychonauts 2 was released natively for PS5 and PS5 Pro now. I mean heck I already own it so it's not like you'd get an addtional sale from me but I'm just mentioning it :)

@wario64.bsky.social just purchased a NSO SNES controller!

My life has noticeably, if not significantly, improved since quitting Pokemon Go lol

"So I made some calls" is the biggest flex ever lol

@tiepilotdandy.bsky.social

someone please tell me not to get this. Why do I want it? because capitalism has destroyed me and told me to get things. I don't need it but I have to stop myself from clicking

HOW BOUT NOOOOOOOO

Hey my post was (not) surprisingly prescient.

If I was a little bit older I absolutely would have been a kid who begged his parents for a Genesis, Sega CD, and 32X and said how cool they were all together.

One day you're staying out all night at the Star Wars convention to be fifth in line to see George Lucas talk at the premier panel. Then you wake up and you're looking up city ordinance codes because your neighbor's weeds are over a foot tall and want to stick it to them.

It’s 2017. Final Fantasy VII Remake can’t be finished until Kingdom Hearts III comes out. It’s 2027. Kingdom Hearts IV can’t be finished until Final Fantasy VII remake trilogy is comes out.

And nothing of value was lost.

I decided to quit Pokemon Go and yesterday was the first day i actually uninstalled the app. I think the two people who are going to suffer the most from this are my best friend and the dude in my neighborhood who had an understanding with me and we knocked each other out daily. He's so boned.

IT'S THE PSPgo ALL OVER AGAIN

Oh look. My capitalism-pilled brain says "buy the thing." My tech enthusiast brain says "you can jailbreak and mod it!" My common sense brain says "you'd never use it." and they're all fighting

@yachtclubgames.bsky.social My dog is almost 7 years old and her name is Mina so your game has always felt super special to us from the day it was announced. Congrats on the launch!

I guess you could say, I never saw this coming.

today is one of those days where I'm feeling that if I didn't reach out first then no one would think about me.

I literally read this as "Horizon Hunters Gathering Closed" and i was like wow what a way to cancel a project

Metroid Prime [Remastered] still kicks so much ass it IS funny.

I play open-world games so infrequently that when one does come along I feel like I am subject to the SIMPLEST of trappings. So I am enjoying FF7 Rebirth in the opening area, as a mere monkey pushing a button for a treat.

@esper.bsky.social sorry if I’m late to the party, I was on vacation last week and I’m just catching up on podcasts. Is there a reason @insertcredit.com #435 was not uploaded to iTunes?

Pretty sure the gate of my in-law's house is actually the entrance to Kingdom Hearts

Is Chuck Norris so strong that he finally defeated himself? Or weak because he finally lost? www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/c...

I just caught my second ever shiny Pokemon during a nuzlocke run with my friends 👀, with the first one being twenty years ago

I am personally five degrees of separation from Akira Toriyama and have proof.

At this point I don't know what Aura means and I'm too afraid to ask.

@esper.bsky.social Between your random reference to area code 419 a few months ago and now moving to Ohio I read your resume that you were at WGTE. I then saw you graduated in 2007, as did I. Im still in northwest Ohio. I feel there is a non-zero chance we crossed paths at some point and that’s neat

So I guess this was a good time for me to finally start up that NAS.

@techconnectify.bsky.social now THIS is some "future of solar" shit arstechnica.com/science/2026...

I'm losing momentum with Expedition 33 I'm finding it hard to go back. I started in July last year but got distracted by BotW and I've basically no desire to go back. It's feeling slow and I'm not really attached to anyone. The story is fine but I haven't gotten to a HOLY SHIT part to keep me hooked

prime 4 kicked ass tho

Do you believe in the social media courtesy of looking at all the memes a friend has sent you before doomscrolling and sending memes to them? Or is that just me?

Is it bad that I’m sad that no one got me a card for my birthday?

I made coq au vin for my family last night and my two year old was kicking and screaming that he didn't want any and ran away. But after he saw me pick up a chicken leg and eat it HE wanted to eat the big one too, and once he tasted it he decided he liked it and ate his GD dinner.

@brandon.insertcredit.com @insertcredit.com I know that once podcasts are recorded they are instantly forgotten, but I think this is the tile platformer you were referring to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Framed_...

First beat on WiiU in 2017. I hadn't been married two years. I tried to go back to it on Switch but it felt too big to tackle. Enough time had passed that I remembered some things but was surprised by others. Breath of the Wild is still as special as the day I first started, now finished on Switch 2

I just gotta accept it at this point

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I unexpectedly came into some nintendo credits and was figuring out what to spend it on. I'd like Silksong but I figure they don't need the sales as much so I got UFO 50 instead!

Listen I'm sure Ball x Pit is great but until that shit is on mobile or even Apple Arcade i'm not touching it. I don't have the time to sit down and play a game like that.

The only instance of AI that I support is where my email client says "You have used the word 'attached' in your email but nothing is attached. Are you sure you want to send?'" Top tier right there.

The feeling when your significant other sends you a news story or a post or a meme that you already sent a few days ago....

I have no real desire to get a tattoo but if would it would probably be Zelda

what the fuck did Nintendo just put out some sort of Mother teaser?

I am once again referencing the finale scene of #Zelda Tears of the Kingdom that I don't want to spoil for anyone. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4Su... It gives me the full-body chills, the physical frisson response.