Cel S. 🍁

Cel S. 🍁

@celestaria.bsky.social

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Cel S. 🍁
@celestaria.bsky.social

Wait... hold on... Ned Stark was only thirty -fucking- five in A Game of Thrones? Most of the adult characters are actually younger than me? That makes a lot of sense...

Cel S. 🍁
@celestaria.bsky.social

I like to imagine the Dolly Parton thing was just God and Jesus having a Jobian bet: God: "Jesus, I just keep hitting them with terrible thing after terrible thing, but they won't repent. Do I need more brimstone?" Jesus: "God no! Watch this..." /1

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Cel S. 🍁
@celestaria.bsky.social

Jesus: "That's what I keep telling you. Humans are weird. They'll be absolutely horrible to each other, then turn around and do the right thing, not out of principle but as a favour to someone they've never met but kinda like." God: "Well yes. That's why I sent you down there to die, son." /3

Cel S. 🍁
@celestaria.bsky.social

I like to imagine the Dolly Parton thing was just God and Jesus having a Jobian bet: God: "Jesus, I just keep hitting them with terrible thing after terrible thing, but they won't repent. Do I need more brimstone?" Jesus: "God no! Watch this..." /1

Cel S. 🍁
@celestaria.bsky.social

God: "Wait, you're going to kill Dolly Parton?" Jesus: "No, Dad, just wait..." (2 hours later...) God: "Oh me! I'm getting prayers from people who people who haven't prayed in 20 years. Some of these folks don't even believe in me." /2

Cel S. 🍁
@celestaria.bsky.social

The Meta-metamorphosis: listening to the audiobook version of Kafka's novel with a pair of dying airpods at work, anxiously waiting for them to warn me they're powering off so I can pause the book before everyone finds out I'm listening to that weird story about the guy who became a cockroach.

Cel S. 🍁
@celestaria.bsky.social

Do you think future archaeologists will go around excavating our landfills for storage devices to see what we saved? A bunch of "History of the 21st C" scholars, arguing whether this time period is better represented by our social media selves or the shit we saved on our USB sticks?

Cel S. 🍁
@celestaria.bsky.social

I descended into the subterranean depths and stepped abord the raft. I heard the droning; a song I had known long ago, and knew, and would know. And I thought... "Is the Small World ride some kind of chthonic mystery cult?"

Cel S. 🍁
@celestaria.bsky.social

I'm watching a YouTube video and the creator accidentally combined community and audience to coin the term "communidence". That sounds like a decent way to describe the average Youtuber/YouTube viewer relationship.

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