MonsterKing

Hello good people, My Comedy Special is out! Here's all the links for rent/purchase! Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter Amazon Prime amzn.to/3X37a9O Apple TV apple.co/49rqAN0 Google Play bit.ly/43AQ9HC Vimeo bit.ly/3JS5KMn YouTube TV bit.ly/3LEcOgb

And I loooove shredded cheese

Shredded cheese

Yeah she got some side dick every five years or so. Yeah that's why she cry in church sometimes. Ain't she been thru enough?!

Keep that shit betwixt you and Jesus ma'am

An original song by Cerrome

Nobody's Lonely Tonight by Chris Stapleton

Shake The Frost by Tyler Childers

You right lol

😎

Exactly

Definitely

They definitely gonna try to invalidate these elections

Full AARP membership but "youthful."

White republican men always get away with youthful "mistakes" when they good and fucking grown

imagine getting jumped by witches and somebody yell "GET THE CAULDRON!!"

I washed my hoodie. I put it in the dryer without thinking. Hopefully it don't come out as a crop top.

I'm not bothering no witches buddy. I believe in them and want to stay on their good side if possible

Platonic spankings for the holidays are available. Get your Thanksgiving Taps™ and release some stress. $7/9/11 packages available.

Right?! They'd love it

It's already a scam to try and get folks to vacation in Oxon Hill but not wanting black people out there. Now you adding an eyesore of a sphere, light pollution and something for the birds to crash into

This right down the street and dumb as hell. I'm gonna unplug this muthafucka

He shouldn't have went that far and then ran back to his spot where he had dope and Money. He going up under the jail.

Pistol whipped him and shot him in the ass?

She was auntie-ing to the highest extent of auntie-ing

The only NBA players to keep and continue to make money off their earnings are gonna be the evil ones like Cheese Eyes, Bron and Steph

Paul Pierce is hiding money in the bare spaces in his beard

Fuck off Billy

I think the headaches and brain zaps are starting. Man I can't wait until this doctor gets back in her office. This shit is some shit!

I got $20 off today at the grocery store. Still spent $58 on one bag but hey

When you scan your grocery discount card and them prices fall

Add “between my legs” to a movie title Thor: Ragnarok Between My Legs

I got a big ass neck. Just noticed it.

"Release me you coward!"

The 20th anniversary edition of Amy Winehouse final album has all kinds of live performances on it.

open.spotify.com/track/3ugoaw...

Already 20 years?

Damn I gotta go back to work tonight.

Do I want coffee? I'm already up

I have never understood what was happening in an episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Never, even when I start from the beginning.

Stand up comedy

And yet I fight This battle alone No one to cry to No place to call home

We Chase misprinted lies We Face the path of time...

Lmao