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Dear whomever decided apartment walls and ceilings should be gloss white and matte white, You should be ashamed of yourself. Now go sit in a bright all white room and think about what you've done.

I didn’t miss my calling. It missed me apple.news/AoeDLV8r_RTC...

So I've settled the great debate. Bubble wrap IS just as satisfying to drive over as it is to stomp on. You're welcome.

This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐛𝐚𝐦𝐚, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞.

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I live in and love Colorado. My home isn’t far from South Park nor from where Trey Parker and Matt Stone are from. I stand with New Mexico and I fully support changing the name of South Park to South America 🤭🤭🤭💩💩😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 apple.news/A38vKkZmaTka...

“It turns out, there really is nothing more American than rebelling against religious authority and drunkenly partying with other open-minded, marginalized community members." apple.news/Aiq_-PbF3RrS...

You all= y'all. Out here in the (wild) west, its been said and written since pioneering times. Not trying to sound folksy, it's the way we talk y'all 🤠🤠

I feel like standardized testing has ruined education. Schools teach kids to pass the next test. They don’t teach kids how to learn. apple.news/AyA50hliVQAe...

This is our void Toast on the chaise of judgement. He's just one of >300 mouths i feed every day. He's a terrible helper.

“An odious fart” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Spider-Man: Brand New Day Screening Evacuated After Powerful Fart Clears Out Theater - VICE

@hirono.senate.gov THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! It’s disgusting that the questions are necessary but thank you for asking them in open court and under oath.

When you trounce someone like the Belgians did, they earned the right to dance.If there’s an issue, it’s that some of these athletes are not doing the Trump Dance well enough to approximate the original… way too many knuckles facing down when it’s well known that the knuckles should be facing up.

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Did my doody!

Hello! We are facing a tough situation with our mountain home. Dead trees from beetle infestations pose a serious wildfire risk, and we need help to remove them before fire season begins. Please consider contributing or sharing to support this vital cause. Thank you! gofund.me/8614582c0

So is it urine? It’s totally urine… Gotta be urine. Somebody buy that guy a keg of Coors to help him fight the good fight!! apple.news/ALpODW57lR16...

Anybody wanna see a chicken hatch? *I'm pretty sure I said a word some find offensive on the video but I was excited. If you don't like the brown word, turn your sound off.

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I was wondering why the Windsors would still come here after the 3rd shooting. Then I remembered they’re safe from the Imperial guard assassins. They can’t hit anything

Ok seriously how do department directors not understand that texting and calling night shift people at 0800 for non emergency situations is completely inappropriate?? #nightshiftisworktoo #emergenciesonlytillnoon #honestly1700isbetter #hashtagsareweird

There is a whole generation of people who will never understand this meme. OLD DOGS: MOUNT UP!!!

Chuck Norris kicked a horse once. It's descendants are called giraffes. RIP Chuck. Beat the hell outta death!

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAgaspHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!! www.google.com/amp/s/www.cb...

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This is how the world sees us right now youtu.be/jYFefppqEtE?...

Hey y'all tomorrow is Valentines day 😁! But today is Friday the 13th 😈😈😈😈😈

TIAs for everyone!

Because age and fashion don't always walk hand in hand, here are some notes for Gen Z and older

Choose Kindness Always 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (The hoodie of a child who helped her friends save their other friend from a dumbass who didn't know teenaged girls are savage and teenaged boys will always save their girls)

On a side note, Michelle Obama’s BECOMING released in 2020 just climbed to #6 on Netflix’s TOP 10! Let’s keep it climbing!!! ❤️‍🔥 bsky.app/profile/lady...