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Sometimes I still think about Hangman drinking Swerve's blood...because, I don't know how you even bring yourself to do that. I'm not even particularly squeamish about blood. But, that's nasty. Lol 🤼

THIS SUNDAY! A special new #MysteryWrestling series titled #MysteryWrestlingDark highlighting matches that happened BEFORE the shows went live! Evil Uno & Jason Exile on commentary! Watch it LIVE & FREE at 5:00 PM ET on: www.twitch.tv/eviluno www.youtube.com/live/4mt-bwZ... #MysteryWrestling

C'mon, dude...haven't we lost enough? RIP

Mick Foley 100% already owns one of these. 🤼

Andrade would have been better in that Snicker's ad. Aubrey: "Andrade, you're not you when you're hungry." Andrade: "How you know?" Aubrey: "Eat a Snickers." Andrade: "Now I feel like a reaaaal Latino maaaaan." *does a moonsault out of his pants* #AEW 🤼

"Danhausen is so good, they hooked him up to a computer to see how good he was...and the computer broke because he was so good!" 🤼

One side of the AEW live audience in their "Last Outfit" shirts, staring across at the other side in their "Cut" merch. 🤼

Lol...it's giving. 🤼 youtu.be/8UWjqFR1RYs?...

Fans: "Jay White needs to be pushed!" *introduces the Last Outfit* Fans: "Not like that...that's stinky!" *changes name to The Cut* Fans: "Still stinky!" Jay White: "Okay...guess I'll die then." Lol. 🤼

How many times have outside titles actually been defended on AEW television (not counting something like RoH, obviously)...I'm feeling like it's not a common sight at all. 🤼

Now I wonder if people know that a "cut" also refers to a gang...and means almost the same thing as an outfit. Lol - Getting "cut-in", earning your "cut" etc. In a bike gang, for example. Your cut refers to your patch or vest. So, yeah, almost identical name there. They just made it blade themed. 🤼

Claudio wearing shorts over shorts...with high socks and sneakers. My dude was not prepared to be back on television. Lol #AEWCollision 🤼

Speedball may have killed that Allen fella... #AEWCollision 🤼

Lmao...Speedball shaking the hands of Andrade's lady friends. We see you. 😂 #AEWCollision 🤼

The whole commentary team seems kinda sleepy and bored tonight, and it's kinda taking me out of it. - Wonder what's up there... #AEWCollision 🤼

Shame about the miscommunication there...but, that was still an excellent match. #AEWCollision 🤼

#AEWCollision 🤼 Absolutely no one: Myron Reed:

I feel like an upset win for Myron would work well here. Someone gotta push Swerve deeper into madness. #AEWCollision 🤼

Trent's limp body just hanging from the ropes has killed me... I am dead. 😂 #AEWCollision 🤼

"Time for me to pull me weight and bring some gold to this family". - Shit, man...you ain't gotta do the MLP title like that. #AEWCollision 🤼

This Blade Brown dude has the most early 2000's TNA aesthetic I've ever seen. #AEWCollision 🤼

This all started when he got his cheeks clapped in Mystery Wrestling, tbh. #AEWCollision 🤼

Jon "I just ate a handful of gravel" Moxley. #AEWCollision 🤼

Claudio keeping the mask on. That's how you know you're screwed. #AEWCollision 🤼

Dammit, who left their ICEE in the shot? #AEWCollision 🤼

Jay White really is gonna get snuffed out for talking down on Marina, huh? Yeah...he is. Lol #AEWCollision 🤼

Me at the end of the week: "This is the last outfit" #AEWCollision 🤼

Juice looks bored af, tbh. #AEWCollision 🤼

The Last Outfit? Ehhh...let's just pretend he said Bullet Club was back. Lol #AEWCollision 🤼

Bullet Club out here with all the energy of a bachelor party trying to hail a cab at 3am. #AEWCollision 🤼

This photo looks like Kaz won a trophy for babysitting the two most annoying kids in the neighborhood. 🤼

I keep telling people, AEW is just the Yakuza game franchise. 🤼

Sometimes, things work out well. I think this is a very good fit. 🤼

Gravity Falls is genuinely a very good show. I like very few modern cartoons, and I immediately enjoyed that one when I found it a few years back. - It doesn't surprise me that Brody is a man of culture. 🤼

"Keep on rocking forever! Forever...forever...for...ev..er." 🤼

The "tribute to Ric Flair" episode of AEW is gonna be a divisive one when the time comes...let me tell you. 😂 #AEW 🤼

"I've tried everything to get those blood and puke stains out. I've tried hitting 'em. I've tried yelling at 'em..." #AEW 🤼

Kofi and Creed may play coy about Texas Death...but, I know they want to do the exploding sneaker spot. 🤼

Honestly...is the mystery person gonna be Dragunov? I could see that. 🤼

Taz: "Gutbuster Jones, right there!" Me (making the same tired joke that I've already made a million times): "Gutbuster Jones was big on the territories..." 🤼

"The fed wants to bring back Sin Cara"...I mean, sure. They love having second-rate versions of better wrestlers. La Parka, Taurus...why not try the Misitco thing again? Sure, sure... 🤼