Shamelessly Mediocre Chad

Phrases that will likely die out with my generation: "Hold ya horses!" Unless you specifically work with horses these days.

Happy Pythagorean Triple day! Last one til 2105!

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

If you had a TARDIS, where/when would you go? I think I would spend a lot of time at the Library of Alexandria before it's destruction, or the House of Wisdom before the Mongols razed it. #nerdsky #whovian #drwho

Who is/was your celebrity crush/hall pass/"I understand" person. Here's mine. Her smile melts my heart, she was so smart, resilient, and just seemed to be a good dooby all around. #celebritycrush #celebrity #crush #love #michelletrachtenberg

What would you do if I suddenly stood up, put my hand over my heart, and began to sing: "Our country reeks of trees..."

Question of the day: Do you ever find yourself consciously switching which side you're chewing on, because you're afraid of wearing down one side too much? #question #qotd

Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.

Are we allowed to get the rest of the Epstein files now?

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

a little part of me wants to change my handle to @gibmea4kinbreak for the lulz.

Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact. How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

Word mystery of the day! What do the bark of a tree and the skin of an orange have in common, linguistically? (Hint: check Old English) #langsky #oldenglish #nerd

Better to lift up than put down

Probably were shuffled there from Boston.

Ok, chorus/choir nerds, who remembers their Hallelujah Chorus? Just popped up in my random list, and apparently over a quarter century later, I still remember the tenor part. #musicsky #chorus #throwback

Anyone else feel that "missing dog" in the #Ring commercial could easily be switched to "suspicious person" as deemed by whoever? Easy tool for geh stah poh use...

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#BadBunny #ICEout

ICE is building TWO concentration camps in Pennsylvania

Some of the more interesting finds when out and about. #foodsky #interesting #funny

I may have found the most Canadian weapon ever! Battle Moose! 🍁 #Canada #SoulstoneSurvivors

Made a cuatro de leche for a birthday. 5/10 on form, 11/10 on taste. #dessert #cuatrodeleche #foodsky

PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!

Dr. Platypus?

So this was my AI sin from the other day. I met this sweet evil scientist from Gimmelshtump.

@georgetakei.bsky.social Found you on TimeGuessr!

🏆 How does a comedy show have the best news research team? @thedailyshow.com

A primer for the civically ill-informed.

@iwriteok.bsky.social Just getting through BtB:Children of God you did with Ed Helms. Fun fact, the name Hjalmar comes from the Old Norse "helmeted warrior". So...Helmed.

Gods, I'm a nerd. 🤓 #oldenglish #oswealdbera #langsky

I'm of the age and geekiness where magna cum laude makes me think of LLL. #nerdsky #vintagegames

This one weighs in at a hefty 873 pages. Excite! #oldnorse #poeticedda #havamal

Where is our humanity?

Me: *Finally* have some time to play AC: Shadows. Don't have much time to play, so make it count! Also Me: *chasing white Akita puppy around temple* Let me pet you! I must have all the doggos! #ACShadows #gamer #AssassinsCreed

Thought of the morning: a French omelette is nothing but a medium rare omelette with a passport. #foodsky

I didn't just get into a half hour long fugue analyzing why a singer sang a song a certain way, getting a crash course in Irish dialect differences, lenition and mutation in (i.e. why words suddenly sprout extra letters), and Irish singing techniques. All because he pronounced a T like Ts. You did.

CNBC is calling it the Tesla Chain Saw Massacre. 🤣

Kind reminder: Just because the mango puppetman SAYS that burning Teslas should be considered domestic terrorism does not mean laws magically are written as he talks. He SAYS a lot of things. It doesn't make it reality and suddenly laws are changed. Still property damage, though... #electricteaparty

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When it comes down to it, singing is expertly manipulating air through a wet flesh tube. Playing a wind instrument is one tube blowing another tube. Thanks for getting this idea in my head, @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social . Now I can't stop iterating...

For those who wanted to share this video off platform. Here it is on YouTube youtu.be/OiPa9VY9PH8?...

🚨NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning to fire Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff C.Q. Brown, a 4-Star General and 41-year veteran of the Air Force who flew over 130 hours in combat as a fighter pilot. REPOST if you stand with General C.Q. Brown against Hegseth!

Had to dig around in the basement for some paperwork, found this gem. A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away (in California)... #dliflc #milsky #langsky

Why is Wilford Brimley coaching? They need to bring Andy Reid back. #sblix #superbowl