Pulchritudinous Ashdrian

Morgan to Ashley: I'm just proud of us, girl! #bb27

Savannah: do you mind if I join you for the night? Jawon: YEAH HHH! Not how he meant it but I still loled #survivor49

I've heard of shitting bricks but I'm drawing the line at bricking shit #tar38

Julie is never living that down #bb27

Morgan reading that letter she wrote to herself in sequester right before she went into the house was one of my favorite moments of the #bb27 live feeds. (Yes, I'm counting this Twitch stream as a live feed.) So pure, so poignant, so wholesome. Man, I'm glad I saw that

Morgan says that if she was in charge of BB28, one twist that wouldn't be there is the White Locust. "Because how bullshit was THAT???" /voice cracks in horror and despair on the word THAT #BB27

This is the best possible way I can think of to spend a sick day. Just having a dance party and vibing with 3,000 of your closest friends #bb27

Morgan seems to be having so much fun on her stream right now. I love this for her. Especially after talking about how hurtful it was to hear some of the #bb27 hgs' comments. Living well is the best revenge! ❤️❤️❤️ @modelmorg.bsky.social

Brewery judge is so deadpan. "You can run away" 🤣 #tar38

They needed the amazing brewery to have amazing new hours of operation starting at 5 in the evening #tar38

The amazing mat greeter was unmoved by the Jag/Jas birthday surprise. She was all, "okay can we move this along? I have a line to say" 😂 #tar38

Natalie is so adorable the way she's running in her skates haha #tar38

I think I read somewhere that "I lost my car keys in a Czech Republic wheat field" is one of the most common recurring nightmares behind falling and being naked in public #tar38

I wonder if Jag and Jas are going to need their express pass this leg 😂 #bb27

I won't be satisfied with this ploughing task until someone rages out and screams "my ruchadlo is broken!!!!" #tar38 #iykyk

Pictured: a 5' 9'' sea krait, identified and taxonomically categorized by Keanu on day three of #bb27

I know they're suffering, but the Kele tribe doesn't seem to have a single puzzle solver who actually looks at the patterns on the pieces themselves. They seem to just try to go by their shape alone #survivor #survivor49

I got a little post-finale follow-up interview with @ashleyhollis.bsky.social to ask some of your lingering questions! #bb27 youtu.be/ps5lXZqSKPY

One of my favorite parts of the Taran deep dive was when Ashley says she picked up that Keanu really didn't like when she said "no offense." Ashley: "So I just started doing it. Over. And over. And over again" Taran: 😂🤣 #bb27

Rachel: "Maybe she'll find her showmance. It would be so cute!" My heart! It has melted! ❤️ 🫠 #bb27

this will feed families

i've said this before, i'm never going to watch live sports. i think it's a very creepy activity. i would rather read about it in the newspaper and have someone who watched it tell me what happened

Will seems shocking low on on this list. Were people just calling him Clifton or Cliff all season??? 😂 But Jimmy will be fuming at this placement, so I'm choosing to take it as gospel #bb27

Oh the opportunities that #bb27 missed

Me looking for Amy on this list #bb27

This is such a nice service to all the Morgan Mobsters out there who want more of the #MorGod and are Discord-cautious or Discord-curious. It's really not so bad once you get used to it, I promise! #MorganMob #bb27

This is sooo good. The attention to detail is amazing. Even Kelley's freaking DAD is in this haha! I can't think of a single glorious, messy moment that was left out. Made with loving care and it shows #bb27

This is so handy. It's like BB Drama for Dummies (like me)! #bb27

I think it's pronounced T'ran #bb27

we must’ve all misheard lol

I seriously can't get over how funny this still is to me. So completely hilarious that the one time that he says the most outlandish thing possible is the one time he's actually not lying. That's so Vince 😂🤣 #bb27

I love when I see a thing in the #bb27 tag, comment on it, then see the thing is an hour old, scroll the skyline, and see that for the past hour everyone has already made the same comment but way better 🤣

Now that I think of it, I'm kinda surprised that Jimmy didn't try to secretly film footage like this of Kat and Rylie in Oklahoma #bb27

Haha, I think I called this one. Lexi saying post-race, "So are you gonna take the Air Tag out of my car" and Angela being all, "...no." Oh well 🤣 #tar38

"Nice to meet you, Antonin" might be one of the most badass pit stop utterances in TAR's history #TAR38

"We are sorry for what you did to your language!" - @flutedyke.bsky.social We need more of this energy from Americans in Europe! (And we can start with Kyland's pronunciation of "Regensburg") #tar38

Remember the Chair is the detour choice from the pair who couldn't even Remember the Detour #tar38

Angela's daughter like "look how independent and capable I am, mom!" in hopes that Angela removes a tracking device from at least one of her vehicles #tar38

"If you need to, you will just shout 'HELP!'" from the instructor doesn't exactly inspire confidence 🤣 #bb27

Because I've been at the #bb27 Ashley Hollis School of Stealth Whispering all summer, I would've been able to make this out even without the subtitles #tar38

"We found one thank god!" "We" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence, since Jag/Jas are the ones who actually found it 🤣 #tar38