FurryChiBeef

Got bored so made triple chip shortbread. Come and get em !!

Crazy new job, so new haircut and a bike on the lake !!

So maybe martinis and world of Warcraft isn’t a great combo

So evidently a high endurance legs day on Saturday and the kickball league Sunday was not the smartest idea. Also sidetrack for Cumdump drinks lol

I want to start a new gay beverage company Second Hole Seltzer with some green !

@ltdturq.bsky.social

Hope this is enough for the pride party . Bringing a blunt !

Alrighty other Chicago homos, who else is going to Horsemeat Disco this weekend ?!

Happy tummy Tuesday !!

How does one single human make it so easy to feel so shit about yourself ?? Wtf

Happy Pride Bitches

New shot idea..touch my tummy and lick my ass!

Cool kid haircut day !

Insane night with Electric Callboy !!

Japanese curry for dinner!!

Some home made Mongolian pork with spicy noodles and some Jenni’s Ice cream!!!

Nice night for a bikes ride !! So love Chicago !!

Another crazy night here !!

Finally, some good news!!!

Nope, not stoned !

TGIF bitches! Maybe I need a martini bar night !

So do i lean down more or eat more ??

Let’s be a brave toaster !

Thank you San Diego !

Doing my best Baywatch sashay in San Diego lol !

This stings so much , thank you Nicky . I hope he has some peace now.

Happy St Patrick’s day ?!

@alphe88.bsky.social

Real honest question , working on getting back into the dating world. What actually constitutes a date these days ???

Fun Saturday cardio !!!

Crushes in your 50s are terrifying and insanity inducing. Do i call or not, do they like me at all. Ugh just touch my butt and call me pretty!

Is it odd that i randomly find snacks to hide from my stoned self ??

When it gets over 60 in Chicago in February , you so need to enjoy it

Hush, child ! Happy Valentine’s Day !

Crazy night !!!

Anyone else get really stoned and then detail your garbage can ?? Yeah, me either !

I so need some D soon