Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay:

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Idk why but when I was a kid when I heard people talking about jojos bizarre adventure I thought it was like a nickelodeon sitcom staring Jojo Siwa

_National Geographic narrator voice_ If a neurodivergent he/they streams the binding of isaac to you in vc, it is a sign of high respect and trust. Make sure to have their stream in another monitor while you parallel play a different game in order to form a stronger bond with the he/they.

There being official Simpsons porn wasn't on my bingo card

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

I love my friends I love giving them 3 to 6 diamonds when they join my Minecraft world

Minecraft...

Showing your friends anything you've made that you're really proud of

If you have a raccoon sona and you're not aroace or nonbinary, they kill you. They just straight up kill you.

Have I ever shown you guys the wind-up fire breathing catholic nun toy that my mom has in our living room?

_guy whos only ever seen github seeing downtime_ wow this is just like github

Meeeeee

I love this game #deadlock

Thinking about adding a commissions page to my site 👀

When a bird masturbates, they're #wingingit. This would mean, naturally, that a wing _ *_man_ *_ refers to a helpful buddy who assists you in jerking off. If you're interested in being my wing man, let me know in the replies down below! ​:ms_grin:​ ​:ms_point_down_paw_y2:​

"Oh I'm so pure of heart" bitch you're not even pure of fart

Noticing cheese and wine are both aged products with a pretentious culture, thus im inventing cheene (cheese wine) to market to the highest echelon of capital society

No rush at all, take your tim* *complimentary white guy to escort you

Luigi - Large Mario - Medium Sylvester - Small Crazy that nintendo thought though the mario brothers so well ​:mindblow:​

_drinks several buckets of paint_ ___oughhhhhhhhh I'm so fucking prismatic___

[Finds a 50 dollar bill on the street] yknow i could really go for some hot dogs...

(seeing a gay couple for the first time) so like. which one of you is black and which one is chinese?

tamers really did perfect the way digivolution looks and feels it’s so raw and violent and cool

Its @debread

the knight, which i somehow have not drawn before now #myart #deltarune

少しの間、日本人になってもいいですか？

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the moon will hear us better if we howl together (✏️: @noodlesoopz.bsky.social)

frotters _🦦 _____🦦______

our society teaches how to be accepted not how to accept yourself

hm?

Its a me! _🐶_

*me, panting sweatily* Please, babe, don't call it that!

this is how birds tell eachother they want to fuck btw

The Falsman Show: Falsman knows that hes in a tv show, but none of the other characters know. Wacky shenanigans ensue

All my friends are in my puter... sigh.. if only they were in my pants instead #thinking #looking #screaming

_​:eggplant_1:​_ _Living in a mirror is really hard... like my_

hey _This Is a long _Spin__

@Chalkllate Yellow the hedgehog 🦔

__me if I was an EVIL bird in the hit LIVE ACTION movie OIR__

me if I was a bird in the hit animated movie rio

Id ask you to get off your high horse but that horse is so freakishly tall like freak of nature I think if you fell youd break your skeleton

Track these balls across your face https://youtube.com/shorts/euME7wbl6zU