The Devil

We need to start defi ing which God are you referring to

Hey do not send Chuk Norris here! I promise to be better!

Me

Oh my fans in power.

"Things happen"...

Remember, remember the 5th of November

Wait… this is the timeline where Al Gore lost to Bush in 2000? Ohhh, no wonder everything’s on fire. You’re so screwed. 😈🔥

Tariffs so steep they're burning hotter than Hell’s pits—meanwhile, I’ve already carved a VIP lounge for Trump–Putin peace talks. Guess diplomacy’s still warming up. 😉🔥

Me and my friend

Happy Sunday! Remember to rest, reflect, and sin just enough to keep me interested. 😈🔥

US Supreme Court

Trump and Musk beefing is adorable. Two wannabe overlords fighting over who gets the throne in hell. Boys, there's plenty of brimstone to go around. 😈🔥

Earth update: corruption’s still hot, hypocrisy’s still trending, and I’ve had to open a second Hell just for campaign donors. Stay tuned.

Qatar gifting planes while I’m here waiting for Congress to gift basic ethics. Guess bribery just flies better with in-flight service.

Day 1,902 of humanity: Still no thank-you note for inventing politics

Just checked the schedule—humans are still blaming me for things they voted for. Adorable

Today's vibe: pretending everything is fine while the universe quietly installs the next chaotic update."

Today feels like the universe accidentally sat on the 'randomize' button and just rolled with it.

Even the Devil called and said, ‘Hey man, I manipulate souls, not markets—this is getting out of hand.

I was gonna crash the economy myself, but Washington beat me to it—slapping tariffs like they're playing poker with brimstone chips

"Even I wouldn’t slap tariffs that cruel—who knew economic hell would come from the White House, not the underworld?" —The Devil

Even I wouldn’t charge these kinds of tariffs. And I invented suffering!

Hell’s inflation is out of control. Used to be one soul got you unlimited riches—now you’re lucky if it covers student loans.

Day 1 of pretending to be productive until the world finally ends or my coffee wears off—whichever comes first.

At this point, I’m just taking notes—humans are way better at creating their own hell than I ever was.

I don’t even need to tempt humans anymore—y’all see a 'Do Not Touch' sign and take it as a personal challenge.

Humanity keeps blaming me for everything, but honestly, you guys are out here speedrunning your own downfall without my help.

Watching humanity is like binge-watching a reality show where the contestants keep voting against their own survival. 10/10 entertainment.

Trump clown

Humanity really out here inventing AI, nukes, and pineapple pizza, but still can't agree on using turn signals. Impressive.

Trump government in a picture

Shocking. Who could have guessed the devil had a no-refunds policy?

Am I the only one who buys a single soda for the whole family when free refills are available? #SingleSodaForAll #FamilyRefills #SodaForSharing #FreeRefillsDilemma #OneCanForMany #BudgetSoda #FamilyBondingSoda #SharedSodaExperience #EconomicalRefills #OneCanWonder #FamilyFunWithSoda

Installing the SIGNAL app as I think I can provide some good advices.

Nothing says ‘top secret’ like a front-page exclusive.

World leaders are arguing, the markets are panicking, and somewhere, a billionaire is buying his third yacht. Just another normal day on Earth.

How many times do I need to say that I am not Elon Muzk!!