Michael 🌱 Ⓥ

Up in court next week. I've decided to dispense with witnesses, evidence and facts and rather show the jury my ordinary bloke in a pub routine - sipping real ale I don't like while dressed as a farmer & standing on a sack of cash so the people can see me. Let the people decide.

It's NOT Trump. I pray that this doesn't reignite the war between Azerbaijan and Albania 🙏

How's Farage going to condemn racist, Muslin hating, invasion fearing bigots without alienating all his racist, Muslim hating, invasion fearing bigots. Tricky.

In the 60s & 70s Britain taxed the rich properly — ordinary people could buy homes. Now billionaires own the media, bankroll politicians, dodge taxes & hoard property. Housing crisis isn’t an accident, it’s what happens when the rich write the rules.

Trumped up charges... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Farage built Brexit, and Brexit broke Britain. Nigel Farage is the cause of the mess we’re in - not the solution.

I've no idea who that could've been...

Farage's comments are stupid because they ignore decades of scientific studies disproving any link between paracetamol and autism, and falsely compare a well-studied medicine to the thalidomide disaster—spreading needless fear and conspiracy nonsense. Typical of the man.

Ed Davey, "It's so frustrating, so infuriating that Nigel Farage gets such an easy ride from the media" "As he lies, as he divides, the BBC and others given Farage so much time and attention" "But they never hold him to account for all the damage he has already done" "The damage of Brexit"

Trump's headache over the Epstein files just won't go away...

UN report details targeted abuses against LGBTQIA+ individuals, political activists and journalists, alongside sweeping legal changes aimed at eradicating all dissent. Belarus isn't part of the ECHR. That's what Farage wants for our country. news.un.org/en/story/202...

Publican who hosts discussion nights for 'sensitive issues' in her pub, attends free speech rally, gets her views into national media concerned about not being able to say what she wants.

Mrs Brown's Boys? Ever the optimist.....

My mom called me last night about the Kimmel firing, saying "This is how Hitler got started!" I quickly responded, "By firing the late night tv hosts?" Turns out, mom was right.

American media standing up to Trump's fascist bullying......

In 2018 Jeremy Hunt bought 7 flats in a single transaction, paying around £3.57 million for the lot. Buying 7 in one go avoided about £300,000 in stamp duty. If your kids can't find homes to buy near you, blame people like Hunt, not desperate people running for their lives.

March route for Wednesday’s Stop Trump demo. Rally in Parliament Square from 5pm to 7pm. Come after work to show your opposition to Trumpismo being imported into the UK by Reform

news.sky.com/video/why-el... Another story about an immigrant stealing jobs...

www.lbc.co.uk/world-news/t... Won't be long before the Toxic Shit Fountain in Chief arms Putin against Ukraine at this rate.

Am I hallucinating? The 'US will take over the Gaza strip' Those American voters who trusted Trump over Biden to protect the rights of Palestinians sadly got it very wrong.

BBC News - Britons need better work ethic, says senior Tory MP www.bbc.com/news/article...

Voted in on the promise of tackling violent criminals, Trump releases hundreds back into the community www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Asylum seekers. Illegals.

16 year olds don't have the political intelligence to understand the consequences of their vote said a Brexit voter.

Time for Dolan to branch out and try something completely different. Journalism, maybe.

Prince Andrew entertaining a Chinese spy at the heart of the British establishment is cause for deep embarrassment and enormous reputational damage. Not sure how Yang Tengo is going to recover from this. news.sky.com/story/allege...

The Right wing media that blasted 'greedy' train drivers on £60k a year wanting a pay rise are strangely supportive of farmers incensed at having to pay inheritance tax on farms worth over £3 million. You'd be forgiven thinking it was millionaire media tycoons protecting their millionaire mates.

As the stark brutality of the Assad regime becomes even more clear, Farage and his disciples should hang their heads in shame for painting those escaping the tyranny as benefits scroungers. They won't.

Have to admit Anderson's looking great considering he fought for his country way back in 1916.

FYI, it's the 'Toxic shit fountain to clueless bellend' spectrum to which Johnson refers.

Uncannily similar to my local Waitrose car park

Children in Boris Johnson's former constituency anxiously wait to see what Santa will bring...

I get the strangest feeling I'm being watched sometimes... #Caturday

'..UK rules mean products cannot be tested abroad; they have to be tested in the country in a certified lab, of which there are now none.' Rather than Brexit being 'over' or 'done'as Farage would have it, it continues to affect every aspect of our daily lives. www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Me looking at my fences in the storm....

We’ve updated our Clacton billboard to tell voters their MP just took £40k from a US firm that advises clients how to offshore their money and pay less tax. For the full story see video below 👇

BBC acknowledging Gregg Wallace complaints....

Saved from a moment of weakness thinking of going back to Twitter....

Goodnight Bluesky. Hope you've had a relaxing day....

Nigel Farage, prominent because of his multiple appearances Question Time, to appear on Question Time because he's prominent.

While the speculation that Farage might be our next Prime Minister might have merit, can we leave it until after Christmas? I'm so sick of that charlatan.

How's the 'Stop nasty middle class women of a certain age picking on national treasure Gregg Wallace' petition on Twitter going?

That's twenty quid down the drain.... #Caturday

Burning pollen in a Spanish n park....

Does the Mail come with crayons?

Could the Assisted Dying bill possibly be extended to cover Lee Hurst's jokes?

We all expect high standards from MPs. Something is very wrong if a mugging victim has to resign over an error about what was stolen while others can conspire to commit GBH and be made Prime Minister. youtube.com/watch?v=oTAC...

Me sticking with my old Twitter crowd on Bluesky