ChaniMalice

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So you know how there is a two storey McDonalds at the place where Mussolini was curb stomped and shot? Whilst that is hilarious and right for him, let's not do that for trump, he'd probably like a McDonalds where he dies

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Even in Australia the American politics scares the shit out of us

The voter suppression in the USA is even worse than I thought youtu.be/t3PM15wCVn0?...

Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

There is nothing Christian about American Republican Christianity

I'm a better gamer than Elon Musk

A common phrase I used during the Biden administration was that presidents don't set grocery prices and that it was a worldwide recession. Given Trump's actions over the last month, that isn't entirely true anymore

What's the bet that the Encyclopædia Britannica will be labelled as woke? 🤣🤣🤣

The way the word "woke" is being used is a cognitohazard. It's the new red scare. Don't fall for it. Being woke is a good thing

People can't just show up to solicitor's offices and say "I'm a lawyer now. Gimme the big bucks!" Same for basically any profession that has any kind of power. So why is it that just ANYONE can run for president? Trump doesn't even know how the government works. They should sit for an exam at least.

Want to see advertisers lose MILLIONS this Sunday? A record-setting low for viewers during the Super Bowl would do that. Money talks and bullshit walks.

With so many artists I loved growing up turning out to be monsters (looking at you famous author who wrote wizard school stories) it makes me very happy that others, like @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and @reallucylawlesshq.bsky.social seem to be genuinely lovely people.

youtu.be/r2C5_JLAmXk?... Well done Children Collide! You made a song that aged like fine wine. Get me the fuck off this planet. 🎶I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, but it's too late🎶

As a friend of mine also said, when people say they're against DEI, ask them to define it, then ask which part are they against? Diversity, equity, or inclusion? Really make them say the quiet bit out loud

Hey. Can we please stop treating millennials like we're the upcoming bratty kids? The very youngest millennials will be 29 this year. Most of us are closer to 40 than 30. A lot of us are parents. We are angry and jaded and we're so very over being infantilised.

You know you're not a morning person when you'd rather wear stockings in 37°C than get up 15 minutes earlier to shave your legs. Stupid societal pressures.

I don't know how he managed it, but Trump is even worse than I imagined, and I imagined some pretty bad shit. I hoped that by this stage, he and the muskrat would have had a falling out because of their huge egos. Fuck this timeline. I'm terrified for the world my son is growing up in.

2/2 He cannot be reasoned with, but maybe he can be bullied into submission. C'mon! Flush his head down a toilet, shove him in a locker! Take his power away! He so badly needs to be bullied

1/2 Can Musk's childhood bully please go to America and give him a badly needed wedgie? Musk is the stereotypical "nerd" who was picked on in school and never got over it and now overcompensates and tried to be "alpha"

Trans rights are human rights, whether or not you, as in Presidents Elon and Donny, try to ignore or ban them 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️👇

Because the world is so fucked and depressing, I'm trying to think of 5 things a day that make me happy. These will likely all be my son, cat, or dog doing something cute. 1: My toddler, when getting him ready for bed last night, yelled out "NAKEY" when I took his shirt off. Definitely my kid.

My first ever post here. It's too fucking hot. I moved to Melbourne from Perth to escape the heat. You betrayed me Melbourne! I want to go back into work because at least it has aircon