Channel 4

For World Book Day we are dressed as someone who read the book before the TV show got popular and are spending the day saying “well actually in the book” until we are forcibly removed from the office.

Andrew Windsor the Musical, watch on Channel 4 streaming now. www.channel4.com/programmes/a...

As the BBC announces a live stage show of The Traitors we would like to announce a live stage show of Gogglebox in the theatre next door where they watch the live stage show of The Traitors

Today’s news summarised:

Gaza: Doctors Under Attack, the full documentary is now available on our Channel 4 Documentaries YouTube. youtu.be/iv3wpeJ6Oco?...

Hey baby, I hear the U21 Euros a-callin’, Elliott’s headers and Nwaneri’s megs

Our boss is off for the week, so we are now our boss. This week we will mainly focusing on bringing back Eurotrash, rebranding our streaming service again (Possibly to ‘Channel Phwoar’) and seeing if we can figure out the password for the ITV accounts.

We are STILL live from Liverpool Street Station until 6am with the UKs first PIANOTHON. Need some good vibes and excellent music to see you through the night? You're welcome www.youtube.com/live/hWnyG7_...

We are LIVE from Liverpool Street Station this morning and for the next 24 hours as we kick off the UKs first ever PIANOTHON. www.youtube.com/live/hWnyG7_...

Oh the stock market is unstable? We’ve been unstable for years and we are still doing our job correctly. Grow up.

As retaliation for the Tariffs we will now be showing any American made TV show without the last five minutes. Good luck finding out how Frasier got out of that one.

Remember not to believe anything you read on the internet tomorrow. Not because it’s April Fools but because you just can’t trust anything you read on the internet anyway.

To make our office feel more like the White House we’ve started adding random people to our teams chats.

Inspired by Adolescence being one continuous take per episode, we are going to do an episode of Grand Designs in one continuous take which lasts 5 years.

Our boss is away so we are taking the opportunity to start pitching ideas for TV shows. Boar in a bed - Like four in a bed but we release a pig Dogglebox - Self explanatory First Dates - People eat dates for the first time it’s actually very boring Come Dine With Bees - Awful, awful idea for a show

Don't worry, Crufts is going about as well as you'd thought it would be going.

The Oscar winning Documentary No Other Land, co-directed by a collective of Palestinian and Israeli filmmakers is available to stream free on Channel 4.

We don’t need breaking news alerts anymore, we just wait for the C4News social team to shout WHAT NOW every 15 minutes and know something has happened

What google maps looks like this week

BIG NEWS: Meet our new Assistant Social Media Manager! They’re a bit chaotic and keep speaking in different languages but we’ve got high hopes.

R.I.P the Duolingo owl. In other news our new social strategy will be the Channel 4 Pigeon we are just trying to find someone we dislike enough to wear a massive pigeon costume.

Please help us get to a thousand followers on Bluesky! Mostly because there are two Channel 4 accounts on here, this one which is the official one, and another one which is just some guy swearing at people and our boss keeps asking if we are running that one too.

Apparently everyone makes a Super bowl spot nowadays. We did, it got rejected because ‘Channel 4 doesn’t air in America’ and ‘How did this cost £2million to make’ but here it is anyway.

If you ever think you’re bad at your job, or that you not qualified enough for your job, just remember that we’ve accidentally posted a picture of our dog to the Channel 4 Instagram not once but twice now.

It's still January

Fun fact: Channel 4 started transmitting in 1982, which is just about when January started.

A 2025 Calendar: January January January Still January January January again How is it still January January FebruaryMarchAprilMayJuneJulyAugustSeptemberOctoberNovemberDecember January

It’s almost February. You did it. January was 8 months long. Christmas was 3 years ago. You deserve a nap. Well done.

To everyone watching The Traitors finale tonight, we also have shows too. No idea what they are because of The Traitors finale but if you can catch up on our shows on streaming later that would be great.

We were going to post a specific Father Ted gif and just as we found it one of the channel lawyers started calling us so that’s definitely a sign

If you don’t fancy watching the Inauguration tonight we are showing 24 hours in police custody at the same time which we aren’t saying is connected in any way shape or form…

A reminder that blue Monday was invented by travel agents to sell holidays but you should be nice to yourself today regardless so go have a sit down, watch some TV, eat some biscuits and just say it’s self care.

We are sad to say our Squid Game Come Dine With Me crossover episode where everyone has to get a 10 has been dismissed by commissioning. Apparently it’s ‘an awful idea’ and ‘stop emailing us show ideas you don’t get paid for that’

Mark Zuckerberg says companies need more 'Masculine energy' so at 8pm tonight we will be playing a massive dad sneeze instead of an advert break.

Monday, the @itvxofficial.bsky.social of the week.

After Meta announced they are getting rid of fact checkers, we drove to Meta HQ with our thoughts…