Duk of Death

Duk of Death

@chaostosurreal.bsky.social

Fed up boomer. Trans, black and immigrant ally. White straight male raised in a white town. Former born again baptist, it's been a ride folks. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇲

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Whew. I'm tripping on gummies and weed and watching Birth of a Nation and thinking how I'm viewing the wind blowing through someone's hair 110 years ago and my own mortality gives me comfort and power.

Watching a cute movie “No Hard Feelings”. The 19 yo in the movie has one of the best startle reactions in the bar and Jennifer Lawrence’s nude ass kicking scene on the beach was unexpected. 🤓

Ordered a full size air mattress for my van build off eBay. They sent a kiddie pool instead. They refunded money and told me to keep the pool so I gave it to my neighbor with kids. They were so appreciative! People with gobs of cash really miss out by hoarding money....

My friend who believes in dream interpretation told me that, since this one woman keeps popping up in my dreams, that it might be a message she's interested. Luckily I don't listen to this friend's advice or I'd probably be imprisoned by now.....😁

I'm smitten with Dina Belenkaya! She's got everything I look for-young, beautiful, intelligent, accomplished, and those bitchy eyes that intimidate. Now I just have to wait for a crushingly low time in her life where she's questioning herself and pounce....😎😂

Bout fucking time

KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞@mary1kathy.bsky.social

MASSIVE BOMBSHELL: DAN GOLDMAN UNLEASHES TRUTH! Congressman Goldman just went live with FBI 302 receipts. Evidence shows Trump unzipped his pants, forced a 13-year-old’s head down, and when she bit his p*nis in self-defense, he punched her and called her a "B” We knew it was coming! 😡🤬

I wonder how many extremely wealthy people from Breaking Bad knew about RJ’s financial issues. You don’t want to just piss money away but if you wouldn’t miss a million bucks but it could rescue someone……

Noticed a chunk missing from my lil guys head! The new rescue cat (been here 7 weeks) is super playful and they mock fight but it looks like things got violent. Vet has been notified but I know my son had issues with bunnies tearing at each other....

I quit booze two months ago. I had several pass out falls resulting in a facial fracture, black eyes, and one memorable trip to the emergency room and EMTs breaking in. Turns out I have balance issues and get nauseas daily so maybe it wasn't the booze?. (😉🤕 joking of course). Next stop neurology

Listen, after watching Split (which was a decent movie) I decided to buy the sequel Glass which had a stellar cast. Sadly it sucked and that's $4.99 I'll never get back. You've been warned.