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The cool thing about Graham Platner is he wouldn't be a story if the establishment Dems didn't get off on running shit candidates. However you think Platner was as a candidate before these most recent allegations, the establishement Dems could not, according to Maine dems, produce someone better

Haunted by the visage of functional programming

I tried to build a small form factor gaming PC for under the tv. It's still too big and was more than the steam machine is now I so would have bought that fun little cube I don't care

They're putting kier starmer in the stew

Person who's only ever seen ready or not watching they will kill you "I'm getting a lot of ready or not vibes from this movie*

X files x ALF where Muller unloads all six cylinders of a 44 magnum into the back of the alien and they rule it a suicide

They nerfed sour candy the only thing that makes pain are the retro sours

"everyone should use markdown" and other popular phrases that make me the coolest guy at the party

Hasan piker is going to sweep through American media like a novel virus

The coolest thing about Sam Altman is that he's so fucking stupid and you can get so far by being lucky and a shitty person

I blame all the shortcomings in something very bad is going to happen on the duffer brothers

"Look what you made me do" but it's the ice caps melting because she won't get off that damn plane

Cat won't eat :/

The Dr Manhattan meme but it's about writing a ring buffer somehow

LinkedIn inspires therapy thoughts

Dems aren't gonna fix anything are they? They're just gonna let shit burn and then make their platform that aren't they

Who wrote fallout season 2

I'm really souring on the fallout show. Feels like they're just including established canon places and events for fan service meanwhile shitting all over it, not meaningfully interacting with it, just so they can tell whatever story. It could have taken place anywhere in the country.

"you couldn't make the office nowadays" unforced error. Maybe that's why you weren't a writer

We should just keep teaching Conner storrie more languages. See how far we can take it

Can't believe I've only been using Linux for 4 years and I'm already THIS annoying

Castle doctrine applies to the grinch

Can you blow into this kitten daddy's had a bit too many duis

I think that's what's misleading about polls nowadays that if you need to poll self identifying republicans, that group is going to be shrinking and also more polarized. So your sample will be more biased. Do pollsters correct for this? Am I inventing things?

I don't know man there's something about writing web apps that just kinda stinks

When the zodiac killer wrote that note that said "me: 48 police: 0" or whatever he was referring to YEARS. That's how old Gary Francis poste was AT THE TIME. Because you're sentenced in YEARS

The whole db Cooper thing, he was totally just invented by the flight crew. I mean we're still arguing?

I managed to get an ML from data -> features -> inference -> signal in a little over 500 microseconds and it feels pretty good!

People always talk about rap artists not giving back to the community but Taylor Swift, plane sexual billionaire, is from Reading PA, one of the poorest cities in the nation, and hasn't done much past giving books.

I don't get how anyone does development on windows (2025)

Trans fats are the only trans that have successfully killed boomers en masse

Jane Goodall's death means we'll now truly have no chance of understanding joe rogan

Just a few more olives and then I can clean the kitchen

/ vs \ is way more an inconvenience than I'd ever known it'd be. Having to go from Linux to windows machines back and forth. My wee hands get confused

Would growing a tree farm to like 5 yrs old, cutting down then burying the trees, repeat. Would that would as carbon capture? Just do a soft reboot of the carboniferous period?

Jk Rowling didn't set out to write children's books it's just that's all the complexity she could muster

Just learned about widevine. Damn that shit sucks

JK Rowling: the sorting hat was measuring skulls. Harry was stuck between Slytherin due to an odd shape along his occipital lobe making it difficult for the hat phrenologist

Thank you Lori lightfoot

No matter what happens at this papal conclave, I just hope everyone tries their best

I really don't care for the libbed mindset of the law being an aspirational, detached truth. Legality is not what you write it's what you litigate. Do you think the concentration camps were illegal? They weren't, at least not in any sense meaningful enough to prevent their creation and operation.

republican rap: Irish -> :) American -> :( _ -> ?

Jesse waters has had to deal with male lactation :/

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social how does it feel to be useless

We need to ban the fucking rocket emoji from GitHub repos

Blue sky does not inspire in me the same desire to shitpost

Not one dignified step in Chicago today. Thank you ice

I feel like GitHub has gone down way more since Microsoft bought it

Alright, I'm a ghostty evangelist now. It's really nice

Glad to be detoxing from (trans) twitter as I recognized a semi large account irl today