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I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Nick Sirianni and I am the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles

watching football @jonbois.bsky.social

Michael Jackson? The geologist?

i cant believe the "drink and jack off by myself" song did this

I just got a call from the FBI they want to recruit me ??

me with a certain story about space probes watching football

in my object permanence class right now and tell me why the teacher just dissappeared?? nvm her hands were just in front of her face

this is what happens when 6 out of 9 grim reapers are appointed by republicans

Jaylen Brown "5 rings by 28" was a less crazy prediction than this

least deserving book adaptation maybe ever?

#phromhere

how long has there been a giant kalshi ticker on CNN lmfao ??

the best way to ruin jimothy would be for private equity to secure the rights to the jimothy IP for media and merchandise, then have warner bros in charge of making jimothy movies, fanatics producing jimothy merch, six flags for jimothy theme park attractions, and then a waymo kills the real jimothy

I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk My name is De'Aaron Fox and I am the point guard for the San Antonio Spurs

only 4 more years

do you like vanilla sex or modded

I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk My name is James Lawrence Dolan and I am the executive chairman and CEO of Madison Square Garden Sports and Entertainment

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you and yo penis inpoopments

why arent there games at the urinals at dave and busters? you swipe your card at the urinal and a game starts. aim here hahahaha ok now aim here hahahaha ok sick. then you swipe again at the sink to encourage people to wash their hands. and boom 30 tickets just for pissing

I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Nick Sirianni and I am the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles

songs in the key of peele

fertility doctor: sorry sir your sperm counts are really low it looks like you’ll be unable to have children pusha t fan: i don’t follow fertility doctor: you run from the spirit of procreation pusha t fan: FUCK

i won’t be able to trust a self-driving taxi until i go at least a year without a captcha asking me to identify which images have bicycles

i read d4vds name as duhfourvid

toxic gossip trAAaaaiinnnnn

I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles

I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles

[WAKES UP FROM NAP] damn i’m on my hoooooonk shit, oops i mimimimimimid again

i would say my twitter usage down like 80% since the salute/election/whatever but most of that time has gone to reddit instead of here

if i ever need to bring up xavier worthy’s super bowl touchdowns again it will only be to troll bills fans

go birds

has anyone tagged john green yet

we frotted for a week and then we fed you the jaculation

got 100% lolllll

something something victorian child bolts awake in the mountains of carthage

Yes time travel is possible. Will explain later.

LOLLL

submitted paper at 11:59pm now i’m listening to chief keef

donald trump and joe biden are NAKED KISSING right now 🙀📸