Dedekind Slut

But at least I’m cute

free on-device IDE completions via Siri?????? `fm serve` gives you a local OpenAI REST server unless Siri lying to me

I don’t care for this

Hey siri define “idempotency”

oaky, motivated to actually learn how cryptography works, and what it has to do with elliptic curves (??)

Nothing like a catastrophic family emergency to knock you out of the doldrums

I’m not going to rant about convertible notes when I could rant about how mortgage notes should not be negotiable for policy reasons

Jesus Christ. Roll me up in a carpet and dump me off a bridge

Camp Miasma is a really good depiction of why being out is awesome, totally separate from feeling like you have to

My mom always refers to furniture that’s free for the taking because it’s out by the curb as “grabbage” which I still think is very clever

eu tbh

Yeah absolutely yes. Always same soul.

The most venomous responses I get on here are ~100% down to me reading something, thinking "that doesn't sound right but who knows" and then asking a clarifying question from someone who demonstrates that they put less thought into posting it than I did asking about it. eh

did you dumb motherfuckers harass Layla off this site while I wasn't paying attention?

guy who mails 10 pounds of vanilla protein powder to brooklyn every month: getting some real "vanilla protein powder brooklynite" vibes from this account

The n=11 packing isn't ugly, you just can't visualize the Galois group of 5x^8-10x^7-2x^6+14x^5+12x^4-6x^3+2x^2+2u-1

Bad news: dead key on my laptop. Good news: went digging in the closet and I assume this can put my imaginary children through college?

The original of this OpenRouter graph marks the first time that my husband has shown me an AI thing rather than the other way around, so total cultural dominance tbh

just remembered a kid from middle school whose last name we said “uh-BOONA-sar” and realize it was obviously Abounasr

Asymmetrical multiplayer out of control

wtf how did I not know this was scheduled for my birthday. Also shit, I am drowning in good-ass games

Obviously DOGE made this glaringly obvious in a certain way but I always feel the needs to repeat ad nauseam that your life depends on 1,000 different people working hard on hard tasks THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY THEY ARE HARD let alone how to do them, and that is society basically

developing malware that just appends `alias got='echo "this mfer said got"'` to every rc file

Fuck I forgot Resonant is out today

such a chaotic design (and the source of the only screaming fight I've had with my mother in about 15 years come to think of it)

Me: As I refine my workflows for using agents for task management, it would be convenient if there was an integrated ecosystem that could exist across my phone and my laptop. Meta Platforms, Inc.: INTRODUCING MUSE—this revol Me: I'm sure someone will get to work on it soonish, probably Apple.

It remains shocking to me every time I see the "A" at the end, as if accessibility is not an affirmative, explicit statutory mandate in multiple federal laws, beyond any nebulous policy in favor of diversity, equity, or inclusion

has anybody explored the "paperclipper" / "noclip mode" intersection? where is the SOTA in this jokespace?

lmaoooo drama, my husband reluctantly decided to run for union chair b/c of... someone.... otherwise being the only candidate and instead they dropped out and are now running for vice chair, so he is uncontested and might wind up with them as his vice chair

Nobody wants to engage on a Bayesian level with the dangers of the Tacky Gewgaw Maximizer

Does anyone know a good NY divorce lawyer

okay lawyers, we have to go back to using Latin for jargon so that I can stop reading tweets like "LIKELY violates the constitution???????? you mean definitely does, ftfy"

I’m glad that all local politics is like this

I would really like an extended explainer on why LLMs are not conscious (which I do not believe they are!) by one (1) person who has a solid grasp on theory of mind and also seems to understand how they function on a basic level.

Fuck I didn't have a good answer for this or anything funny to say, and I only just now realized I should have said "Grok"

Homosexual Urbanism is about asking, “what if you were both the exhausting boyfriend?”

Polls really tempting me to 28 USC § 1-post

Excuse me, stewardess? I speak Claudese.

my husband just said: wait, wasn't the original Wizard of Oz [sic] in black & white?

Man, I forgot they decided to put him on TV. Joseph Goebbels is spinning in his grave, Leni Riefenstahl gagged in her Andrew-Ryan-esque undersea compound

so despite using DeepSeek pretty exclusively I just got my first ever 400: CONTENT error today and I am pretty sure it is because a search result in a tool message had a language selection menu that said "中文(TW) 🇹🇼"

the word i feel compelled to use is "Brechtian"

is that list of simple machines we all learned actually based on some real classification or is it more like the tongue map?

woof, Texas is not my circus, idk just try your best please

if you give me a little kiss, i shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine