Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST

I am a man who knows how to create small & achievable goals for himself

One of the basic tests of 2028 will be a candidate's ability to 1. communicate how they intend to satisfy voters without being completely out of touch with the realities of politics & 2. Ensure coverage of that communication doesn't distort the message into uselessness

As long as Trump is president our attitude absolutely does not have to be to "get stuff done" unless that stuff is building criminal cases

The Biden Administration acted otherwise & the Trump Administration promptly reconstituted the entire State Department to make it truer than ever. This too is something that has to be addressed in the next Democratic presidency

"I should be able to enjoy the benefit of living in an expensive neighborhood, & exploit the value of my expensive house for the benefit of myself & my heirs, but also not have to pay for anything, since I don't have an income anymore" is just not a practical combination but it's what they want

Tim is arrested for making threats against the government on air; Jill discovers Al Borland is an OnlyFans millionaire making how-to videos in the buff

Modern day version of Reba where Brock spends all day on X while Barbara Jean reports the neighbors to ICE. Van owes $10000 to DraftKings but thinks he can pay it back with his crypto

When I was in eighth grade my class did a three-month stock market game. Three of us made money, most of us who actually tried to trade went bust, some of us went deep into debt. I made more than a billion dollars, but that's because I was insider trading. All in all fairly realistic tbh

Vance needs this to work for him in 2032 when Trump won't be there to help him anymore. We need to make sure it doesn't

The Republican Party is going to get worse before it gets even worse

This seems promising for them, I haven't lived in California since I was 7 years old & I've been a registered Democrat for 15 years so really I'm the perfect target for this

1. It's because the conservative press will talk about nothing else 2. The mainstream press likes how the conservative press sets the agenda, makes their jobs a lot easier

I think they might save Marshall with this effort. Which is 1. damning with faint praise & 2. Will make it even more fun if he loses

Sending out envoys to any nation who wants to pull a Thailand & invent a national quick-service cuisine, to secure a day-one American distribution & marketing network in return for fair consideration (it has to be yummy)

folks, he's running

If Lombardo goes down hard that will go a long way to discourage Republicans from sticking their necks out for Trump over the next two years. It's not enough to beat the hardcore Trumpers, we have to make the likable "moderates" pay too

A week & a night until the election, & this is the best they can muster, arguing "Arabs R Dum!" when the Democratic candidate is a physician with a DPhil from Oxford

don't worry, owls won't be here tonight

feet are the shoes of the body

I wasn't prepared tonight to see the Spartacist uprising defended on the grounds that it didn't succeed, but I suppose that's where the discourse goes now & then

The Iran War cannot fail, it can only be failed by our lack of resolve

Affordability was the main lesson Republicans took from the 2025 elections (ex. Virginia) & Trump posted about it repeatedly. But it didn't work (because they started a dumb fucking war!) & they're still losing so now they're pretending it was never a problem at all

He loves identifying clever little variables that can't be practically managed (or even bear much discussion beyond a blog post), & he loves making excuses to not care & get paid, so this is maybe a perfect MattY take

Dawg with a capital D

This is not the argument of a man who seriously thinks he can win a Democratic primary

Gonna guess this is happening with Rubio's sign-offs & we'll see something official soon

Do I know what exactly this means on Election Day? Hell no. But I like us posting Ws

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

This is the highest compliment Bill Maher has ever received & he will treasure it in his heart to his grave

The world where classy straw hats become the symbol of democracy & liberty is my personal version of this meme

Right-wingers always want to go back to some time when America was great. 1988, 1958, 1928, 1888. This is an 1858 guy, which is special because that's the only variety of right winger for whom we had to fight a war & kill hundreds of thousands to carry the point. We'll do it again if we must.

Hell fucking yes, that is how we execute boys

I don't think there's much definite to say about turnout so far except that Democrats are clearly motivated & we are *impatient* to cast our vote & have it securely counted.

Physical items with AI design elements feel unreal

It just works!

Really important that the Panthers drop today's game against the Bucs. You can't be winning gimmes if you want a perfect record