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This Kings team needs K33gan badly. Not sure what happened to his shot.

I said to bring the Arco SPIRIT to Golden One, not the SPIRITS!!

How many Zacharias make a Scaramucci?

Post your last two brain cells.

@nba.com , you've got some explaining to do.

Hey @theonion.com , Congrats on your impending purchase! If you need a guest correspondent to speak about things with little to no expertise on said things, I know a guy. I flunked out of Trump Steaks.

No relation.

Responding to every work email with "Ha ha, April Fools!" We'll see how it goes.

Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart lost. RIP

"Dad, we're creating systems of government in class. Ours is Star Wars themed." "Oh, like the People Under Burdensome Imperial Control party?" "Why are you like this?" "I was told I was gifted." "By who?" "The nuns."

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Well, the Blazers are starting the tank job earlier than anyone I could remember.

This is not Portland. This is not Chicago. This is not from 2025. Please be honest with your reporting, @cnn.com

I have no idea what's real anymore. Which one is The Onion again?

Something a little more important is happening in Evergreen.

abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru... Huh. Who could have seen this coming?

We’re raising $1,500,000 for 10 AI-controlled air defense turrets that will protect Ukrainians from russia's terrorist attacks. Russia has launched over 45,000 strike drones at civilians since the start of the invasion. Help us hit the goal & save lives. #3E #StandWithUkraine

Still waiting for my check mark. I wonder if it will be more of a 🚫 when they see my content.

I am available to coach the Nuggets. I have had multiple undefeated seasons as a 7th AND 8th grade girls' coach, and I once coached a high school team to an embarrassing loss at the hands of Elena Della Donne. I'd be a local hire, so you won't even have to pay a relocation fee.

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

I have coded the details of my 401k and estate plan in COBOL so that Elon Musk and his band of nincompoops can't steal it.

All part of God's Plan.

MAGA man today, "they not like us," ironically.

What universe am I living in where some teens have "All-Star" by Smash Mouth as their ringtone? Miss. We are in 2025. Shrek was released in 1999. Is this one of those ironic things?

#MAVZ, amirite?

Yesterday's ham and brie croissant tasted better than today's bologna and American.

So it begins.

Kangz gonna Kangz.

What can the Sacramento Kings reasonably give up to grab Valanciunas? Man, that would be a great get for several reasons.

Notre Dame WBB has "upset": USC Texas UConn ... Maybe we shouldn't be calling them upsets. #GoIrish #NDWBB

Mike Brown's seat just got a little toasty. It's safe to say whatever the Kings are doing (or not doing) to defend the 3 isn't working, and whomever designed this plan should scrap it and start over. There's enough data to show it doesn't work.

Just need the Kings to outscore the Clips by 13. It's doable.

Note to self: Don't check your work email prior to leaving for the day. It's easier to sweep up ash on Monday than to put out fires on Friday.

Slow clap. Which, coincidentally, also relates to Matt Gaetz.

Sometimes starting from scratch is better than gutting a house.