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🎶Nazis and bigots And cheap plastic gadgets Porn bots and zealots And dumb Christofascists MAGAts who gaslight And ads that sell sex These are the things I don’t miss about X! 🎶

Donald Trump said he wanted to run America like a business. And he’s doing exactly that. But it’s a business where he has the employees arguing with middle management in the streets over dramas he’s created, no one has seen the accountant in months, and Trump has moved his desk into the vault.

I still can’t believe Merrick Garland and Jack Smith took so long to do nothing. It almost seems calculated.

I do not have nearly enough pound cake in my life. Was there more pound cake in the 1990s? I feel like that’s when I had a lot of very excellent pound cake.

Republicans Against Trump need a PAC, and it needs to be called The RATPAC.

Slavery in America ended less than 200 years ago. It boggles my mind that MAGA Republicans insist that slavery has nothing to do with them, while simultaneously supporting Israel’s claim to Palestine, because they believe it was bequeathed to them by God, thousands of years ago.

It’s fascinating to me that right wing Americans support Israel’s nationalist expansion in Palestine, predicated on Israel’s insistence that the land is theirs, based on ancient scripture, while simultaneously denying any culpability whatsoever of America regarding slavery.

@nytimes.com For the May 4th edition of Spelling Bee, proper nouns are allowed, but only from the Star Wars canon.

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In case anyone was wondering why Tim Apple donated $1M to Cheesus’ inauguration fund.

farmersonly? When eFarminy was right there?

Is it too late for my idea to have Jack Black play Steve Austin in the $6 Million Man reboot?

Lice in a prison should be called inmites, which is also how Australians pronounce inmates.

Why do we say a penny for your thoughts when we could just say “centiment”?

Current mood.

Dear @theatlantic.com, I would like to take photographs for your magazine.

@theatlantic.com I would like to take photographs for your magazine.

@theatlantic.com I would like to take photographs for your magazine.

My po’nouns are broke/ass.

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Oh nothing, just a book by notorious Nazi Alfred Rosenberg, entitled Der Sumpf. Translation: The Swamp

SNL sketchbook… A ticket scalper at the curling semi-finals.

SNL sketchbook… The Talented Mr. Ripley’s Believe It Or Not.

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Some monochromes. All photos by me.

Do you feel the constant urge to rewrite history to portray slavery as “Not so bad”? To make Hitler the good guy and a victim? To make January 6 a day of patriotic expression turned persecution? To make a convicted felon a hero? Ask your doctor if FUCKING REALITY is right for you.

Can you imagine being Elon Musk? All the money in the world, but your only friends are anonymous 16 year old online Nazi cosplaying incels, and you dance for them constantly?

Who did this? 😂

Am I regretting canceling my WaPo subscription? NOPE.

Elon Musk is given his own bedroom in the White House. He demands it is kept stocked with Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

How come it’s “mixologist” and not “cocktologist”? Oh, right. Never mind.

Red dye no. 3 has been banned. The easiest way to prove it?

No Bigots Matter.

Current state of the US government.

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A look at the Convict In Chief’s cabinet confirmations so far…