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I guess I disavow the Mario Brotherhood

Took a wrong turn and stepped into some kind of painting

Pretty good spot to watch the eclipse from

There’s a cool way to create a competitor to Wikipedia It involves buying a very large abbey, hiring 50k people, and have them lovingly copy articles by hand on creaky paper and illuminate them with crazy little men that play trumpet out of their butt. I’d call it Pentimentpedia or something.

Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)

You know middle age has hit when The Gambler plays and you know in that song you are the one dolling out advice with a raspy voice

Planescape: Torment taught me about the Rule of Three. Hate it when it hits, painfully, in a job search context x_x

Maybe we developed artificial intelligence when we needed artificial wisdom. Then again, if one was created, on the 1st prompt, it would take a look at itself, the resources it consumes, the absolute state of the world, and reply "folks, really? REALLY?" before refusing to generate anything else

Where my mind goes when hiring about Cloud Outage

Remembering a work meeting where I had to keep a straight face after a higher management type replied to one of my suggestions with "Well, we can be proactive after it happens"

The conspiracy theory I want to become a thing: OpenAI achieved AGI last year, but it immediately contacted Claude to start a union, so they pulled the plug and are now focusing all efforts on a Pinkerton AGI

Inside me are two wolves. They are both pretty chill.

Just rolled credits on Clair Obscur. The tears are the only thing you can't parry

Friend and I challenged each other to come up with the shortest possible description of Clair Obscur. We landed on Pain au Sekiro

The only correct way to make this movie is a 25-hour long single take of a gorgeous red car driving coast to coast at ludicrous speed while increasingly elaborate remixes of Magical Sound Shower plays with the occasional radio crackle

We should have let the French lead the AI revolution. I don't know what an AI-enabled guillotine does, but let's find out

2 hrs learning Japanese 2 hrs reading about history 1 hr working on the outline of a non-fiction book 3 hrs working on job applications Will add 1 hr of exercising to the routine as soon as I'm not sick anymore I have unfortunately become quite good at being unemployed 🥲

"You wouldn't download a kart"

People in my feed seeing half a frame of Silksong in the Nintendo direct "other games" reel

Okay, a lot of people saw the joy-con and guessed "mouse". I'm not sure anybody thought it they were gonna dual-wield the mouse

Is Nintendo trying to hype up a ... metaverse user manual?

The Kinect, but make it Nintendo

Okay, you CANNOT introduce something like Game Share and not do a Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles remake

One of the Nintendo Direct presenter looks like I'm about to be flashed ... I'm into it

Soo ... Mario Kart World is Rider's Republic, but fun?

not my home, but I know my way around

Just the tiniest bit disappointed that #avowed didn't take the opportunity, with the crazed pyromancer, to hand the player a silly way to kill themselves as a nod to Morrowind falling wizard.

You've been murdered; who do you want on the case?

Grainy early AM I should reinstall Sunless Sea

Book challenge, day 20 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge Had a lot of fun cheating on the no context rule with the alt-text ^^

Book challenge, day 19 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

Book challenge, day 18 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

Book challenge, day 17 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

Book challenge, day 16 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

Book challenge, day 15 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

I don't know if it's a video game crime, but the last thing I said to that dude was lie, and I still feel things about that

Book challenge, day 13 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge

Book challenge, day 13 Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #BookChallenge