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I haven't had time to read up on the latest shooting, but I'm going to post my incredibly radical position that a shooting is bad no matter who did it and no matter who was shot. Stop trying to crack the code of a shooter's motives and focus on the one thing they all have in common -- the guns.

I’ve seen so many variations of this story and they all forget the most important profit center of all for these movies: the toys and the merchandise. That’s where the money is. Just ask Jack Nicholson. 🎥 #movies #boxoffice

Man of Tomorrow. In theatres July 9, 2027

Anyone else remember when #sharkweek was about actual science and not some Dickey in a Temu Orca Halloween costume with a plan copied from Wyle E. Coyote?

Unpopular opinion: having watched it twice, I still find the vampires in “Sinners” to be the most uninteresting part of the movie. Coogler did such a great job setting up all the characters, I would rather their stories develop to a conclusion dramatically.

To all my neighbors basically lighting their money on fire, my dog sends a hearty, “f*** you!”

Yep. I’m sold.

To me, Star Wars day will always be May 25th, cute date puns be damned.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR) @thejoedante.bsky.social

AI features are all well and good, but could we just get lossless audio for movies? And maybe some people use the box to play games, but I can’t imagine many, so lossless audio for TV shows would be better. #appleTV

Only 5 things? These movies epitomize summer movies. They aren’t supposed to make sense. They are supposed to be fireworks shows. Bright, noisy, and fun while you watch them.

Does anyone else think that for the past 29 years every time they sat down to write one of these the writers wished that DePalma and Koep hadn’t named Cruise’s character Ethan Hunt? It’s just not that cool of a character name like Bond or Indiana Jones.

At what point do you give up pitching a book to agents and indie publishers? I love the book, but I seem to be the only one. #writing #novels

I’ve had a few days to digest the Oscars, and I gotta say I still really like all of the nominees I’ve seen and look forward to seeing the others I haven’t.

@cnn.com WTH is this “World Sport” show on halfway through “The Lead” on CNN Max? We are supposed to get one hour of Jake’s two hour program, and you’re cutting in for sports? The guide literally says Jake is supposed to be on but it’s not.

I just got around to Longlegs today. I know I’m late to the party, but good God that was masterfully directed. Perkins literally puts you at unease with his camera in the same way Demme unnerved us with his characters talking directly into the camera in Silence of the Lambs.

“Should of”? Really?

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on 100,000 black market, organic eggs? Asking for Waffle House.

Authors, if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book. “I want to tell you an anecdote I heard that pretty much sums up the problem the people of the South had with New Coke when it came out right around 1985 or so.”

The Oscars can be fun, but they’re hardly the definitive word on the best films of any given year.

A first post for a new social media account makes me feel so stupid to make since I have no followers to even read it. Wouldn’t you agree? Oh, yeah…