☆Sabi Bat Princess☆

I have autoliker bots that run on my account that like based on keywords. One of them is “bat bot” and likes things related to bats but is terrible at context and just likes things with the word. Other is happy bot and works the same way. I use these to find posts genuinely related to my interest

Breading chicken is so wild “Soak the corpse in the liquid of its unborn offspring. Apply various plant matters to the corpse. Put the corpse on a heat source”

I mean

Biggus dickus

Dating me is great, I’m fucking insane and either an alcoholic or an aggressive stoner, but I’ll pop a titty out at the Walmart for a picture

People are like "be careful of that trans woman, she was socialised male so she's dangerous" and then you look at her and see the most timid creature in the world who has never heard "I love you" from someone who didn't hurt her

THIS IS ME: AHeight: 6’3” Age: 31 Sign: Pisces Guilt pleasure food: Pizza Tattoos: A fucking lot Favorite season: Winter Favorite color: Blue Favorite Holiday: None, I don’t like traditional holidays Favorite flower: Snap Dragons

What brand of neurodivergent is it when you feel sad and melancholy about words like fun, and happy, because people aren’t experiencing that and it’s been turned into a corporate metric to be exploited

Jesus Christ please stop actively trying to clock people or if they confided in you regarding their gender please don’t go off and tell others without talking to the person involved first. Been seeing things related to this a lot lately and it kinda makes me crazy.

My darlin’s and I took the kiddos to trunk or treat today

Yall i may have hit the bowl too hard cuz i just tried to set on alarm for 11 pm by dialing in an 11 minute timer. Got all the way to confirming it before watching the timer start and noticing I wasn’t on the alarm screen.

Hi everyone I’m super depressed and the main emotionally available person in my immediate vicinity is also super depressed and can’t deal with me right now, and I’m too depressed to help them, and the other person nearby is either oblivious or simply has no idea what to do for either of us so

I’m ugly and I’m proud

Just misread the words “trending search” as “trench stench” so I’m off to a great start today.

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When do I actually get to just curl up and die? I’ve been waiting so long

Welp the temp agency is kinda fucking me over and I’m ready to fucking cry at this point

At this point to cover all the bills and cover the expenses it took to move and do everything I need to do I need like 2500 dollars that I’m not going to have like any time ever. I feel so fucked right now. Been super depressed about it the last few days. I love yall

Obligatory repost. A temp agency will have work for me soon, but I’m dying out here. Car needs oil, I need food and basic supplies, bills need paid….please consider commissioning something or donating. I just gotta survive a little longer

Put it in a coffee can Save it for a rainy day I don’t know quite hot to explain the thoughts that are in my head open.spotify.com/track/0yvRt2...

I want to die like Jim Morrison, a fucking rockstar. I want to die like god on the cover of time open.spotify.com/track/6lp6Wb...

If you k ow me like you say you do…you’d be hummin’ along, you’d be singin’ the tunes Just tell me I’m wrong Just tell me the truth open.spotify.com/track/1x0Q0n...

Here’s to you, there’s only so much wine can do See cuz I found you Here’s to you, here’s to you open.spotify.com/track/6RNOLj...

I’ll burn it all down, I’ll burn it all down I told you it reminded me of you, but it reminds me of me too open.spotify.com/track/75cizO...

Everyone’s heard of the hate fuck but who’s heard of the sad fuck… Cuz I could use that right now

Coffee, pagan gods, cigarettes, and definitely beer Are all that I need All that I need just to keep on living open.spotify.com/track/0SQmgi...

Should throw out there if you want something that isn’t explicitly listed on my ko-fi just dm me I’ll make it happen. I’m desperate I just need to get through

I’m sorry to keep reposting this. I swore I’d never be a drain on others. I have a thing through a temp agency that might pan out. I just need to survive till then. I make art, music, things out of bones, hell I even make porn. If you don’t wanna donate that’s cool but maybe please buy something

Hey yall. After a breakup and sudden move I was told I had a job lined up here. It fell through and I’m doing my best to find other work. I had to use credit to cover many moving expenses and I’m drowning Please consider donating or commissioning something ko-fi.com/cherryfizz71...

Hey yall. After a breakup and sudden move I was told I had a job lined up here. It fell through and I’m doing my best to find other work. I had to use credit to cover many moving expenses and I’m drowning Please consider donating or commissioning something ko-fi.com/cherryfizz71...

Hey look, it’s John Darksouls! Hey John do you wanna hand over that thing? Y’know, your dark soul?

“You’re on your own, Noble. Carter out.”

I worked all day on this x) it’s not even any good idk the colors are so flat but I’m bad at highlights

Oooh wee oooh you look like a fucking pussy Oh oh you can catch these fucking hands

Release your inhibitions feel the rain on your dick