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My sister texted me in a tizzy the other day because my nephew had a "symbol" on his bag that she didnt know what it meant and I guess it was making her uncomfortable. This is the symbol. 🤣

A new health study UNDER THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION shows that we should be throwing OUT bottled water....... I think that means you should probably ONLY be consuming bottled water.

Idc. Latina or not. When I saw KG bring up that is*eal flag last year and then feign ignorance to their atrocities i knew. I removed anything of hers from my streaming/downloaded. Now shes hiring "ALLEGED" tru*p supporting MARIACHIS to fulfill her "dedication" to Latinos and immigrants? 🤡🤡🤡

Wanna catch my attention? Throw some Hot Honey Rag on and give me some space.

I need to find a video game that just keeps me playing. I gave WoW a shot but being so new, playing alone with minimal information is super tough. I get bits and pieces of information but it isn't helpful and "guides" just aren't my thing. So im officially giving up. I want something different. 😭

I HATE a half video half "patreon only" content.

The bitch i hate at work just said, "He's a Virgo. Do it the way he wants it or hes going to say you did it wrong." First sign of intelligence since I've met her.

What even is this statement?

Asking for a friend: when you get home (if you have a dog) and you let your baby out of their room/crate/enclosure, do you also sit and watch your dog run around like a proud parent? 🤣

Don't walk up to me talking to me like normal and then start whispering for no reason. That's a quick way to piss me off.

Going from fucking WAKA WAKA TO JELLYROLL?! You just WANT this year's FIFA to be clowned. FUCK its going to be hard to watch listening to that garbage.

Someone just said that Ryan Coogler remaking XFiles will be singlehandedly the biggest flop for Television and Movie 🤣🤣 I went to their page and they had GLOWING REVIEWS for SMELLania.

Chilli said I saw what they did to that Nicki girl... 🤣

The Hot Honey Rag goes hard at any time... I've never not smiled while watching it.

I dont care who you are, you just can't make me like Chappell R**n.

Now wait a f*cking minute. SEA ANEMONES MOVE ON THEIR OWN?! I get im my big old age but I don't do the sea and that messes me up more. I thought it was just a plant! 🫣

Nothing in Milwaukee pisses me off more than the damned hop. Iykyk if you dont, youre lucky.

Can't tell you how many times I've heard Chivirika but today was the first time I heard Tokisha say "Quiero un trío con las dos, quiero meterlo y no sacarlo." I had to pause and clutch my pearls. Que perra 🤣

When Shakira said, "cambiaste una rolex por un casio..." That wasn't a read i can never let go. 🤣

The way my boss just turned on some elevator ass music and doesn't believe that I will just fall asleep is hilarious to me. I already have my jacket like a blanket around my lap. Gimme five minutes and the sun is going to hit my back through the windows and its over.

I did not expect that Half-Time to mean as much as it did. 🥹💪

Not to be like that but aren't the "Team USA" skirts kind of silly? A skirt you can take off and use as a blanket. Okay great. So, im wearing a $145 blanket as a skirt. Cool cool. Didn't yall used to call black and brown people "ghetto" for doing that? Oh, white. Its cause yall are doing it now..

Imagine being an NFL fan and watching the big game with your friends and homies just drinking eating wings and racoon soup (idk what rednecks eat) and when Halftime comes up, you switch off the TV because you don't want to see Bad Bunny so now yall are around the laptop watching TP on Twitter. 🤣

Yeah im 36 years old sobbing because a cute stupid Lil bird on my phone decided he also loves the movie Clue.

I pray that Liam Ramos gets to live a full and happy life wherever he chooses to live it. I hope his dad gets to enjoy many years with him and even meet his grandchildren. I do not wish the same for anyone causing the aches and pain.

Lol these think pieces behind deleting or not deleting TikTok. 🤣 Just delete it and move on. 🤣🤣🤣

Everyday positivity comes to me easily and fluidly. Today, it's like I've never met her. Idk what's up.

As a Virgo, I dont play about my stationary. This bitch just walked up to me, took a pen out of my cup, signed her paper(got pen on my desk but I'll look past it), left the pen on the desk AND OPEN and ripped out a page from my notebook. Now I have those little scraggly bits. I can't breathe.

I truly and wholeheartedly pray and hope that Maria Corina Machado woke up this morning regretful, embarassed and is CLOWNED everywhere she goes for the rest of her life.

Old people are never an issue unless their name is John. You can't change my mind.

I'm just gonna say this... Smarties Squashies taste like when you blow up an inflatable pool toy and it's just heaven. 🥹

Yall mad about subscription plans on your cars infotainment system and acting like it's new. Have you never heard if OnStar? That's always been a subscription service. SiriusXM is subscription as well.. it's not new. You're just daft. Use carplay/android auto like a normal person and stfu.

The way Nicki starting losing her fans and she went over to the republican side 🤣 Yall be offbeat together over there. Gotta stick with the p*do protection squad.

Not me forgetting registering my phone(again) for BSky and deleting everything again

Im just going to say it. School buses are a pox on the transportation world. Even when they’re not constantly stopping the driver is still a fucking idiot.

Just played WoW pretty much all day. 😭 @kritussy.bsky.social helped get me to 80 on Remix. It’s 2 am. Was just yawning like my life depended on it, and am currently debating starting my FOURTH character 😭 why am I like this?!

Sometimes, you just gotta take what you can get to move forward. There’s no shame in settling. The shame is complacency. And I would never be complacent in whining. I require action from myself.

Apple selling the Apple pocket is funny because you’re spending another $200 dollars just to get robbed easier. If yall just wanna give money to people, do I drop my Venmo/CashApp?

Y’all are going crazy over this “new” Taylor music but it’s just sped up Lana Del Rey… 😂😂😂

Some times I just don’t get it. You look at someone and say, so do you need help or not?

“What?! Nicki is MAGA?!” Are we still acting brand new? OF COURSE SHE IS.

Hearing from another banker at another branch that he and other bankers from different branches in the area are just as annoyed and confused as I am about my being overlooked as ABM or CP has me feeling good. It’ll make saying see ya even tastier. (Just an update, 2 months;position still not filled)

Get the Ghostface off the screen, WE'RE NOT WATCHING THAT! Even though I LOVE horror and I LOVE the first 6 movies in the franchise, they fired Melissa Barrera for supporting Palestine so I'M NOT WATCHING SCRE** 7. Urging y'all to skip it too. Wait for a bootleg if you must. Give them NO DOLLARS.

“HAVE YOU SEEN THESE AMAZING HOLLYWOOD HALLOWEEN COSTUMES?!” And it’s Zoe Kravitz or Selena Gomez in a dress with a “cut” on their cheek as “ZOMBIE BRIDE.” Everyone goes up for it, but if someone without money did it, it’s funny and hilarious. Idk it’s weird.