Hg - Mercury (Commissions FULL)

rule of thumb for trying to show me something you think I'll like is that this is a task for professionals who know me only because I am an extremely picky little bitch and you are extremely likely to just set me off walking around my room going "IT'S NOT A SPHINX!! IF IT HAS A CAT HEAD TOO!!"

but also like we have to talk about this. if your sphinx has a cat head it's definitionally not a sphinx. it's a cat with boobs. which is ALSO GOOD but it's A DIFFERENT THING

you know she's a proper catgirl because she steps full force on your boobs

I wish there was an easier way to stop that JAV dress screencap redraw trend from appearing on my timeline but like nobody uses the same terminology for it something about basically all those sorts of art trends fills my bones with the most intense bloodlust lmao

there's a type of replyguy I unaffectionately refer to as "heh, I would simply outwit the findom character" who sees any scenario, sexual or otherwise, designed to disadvantage a willing viewer and takes it as a personal challenge to be Cleverly Subverted and it's never ever charming or funny

sometimes I wonder if I'd still be this type of pervert if I hadn't had all that brain damage as a kid

you must look at my horrid fairy

learning they're planning on adding dragon wives to that dragon husband washing game and then foolishly looking at comments and subsequently re-learning how many gay furries kind of just hate women, conceptually