Patrick Alexander

Later, independently, I also laughed out loud at this. (The riddles were not subtle.)

All Hallow’s Ben@kosmologyb.bsky.social

I literally laughed out loud

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K. Thor Jensen

@kthorjensen.bsky.social

"You got a lot of nerve" - my neurologist, panicked

Kentucky Fried Chicke It's finger-lickin' goo

[on my death bed, thinking back over my life] I would never have gotten away with it. Even if there had been no meddling kids, or that dog.

It's nice to log into tumblr once every couple of months and find that someone has said something nice about something I made. Thank you, tumblr user cat-mermaid!

For context. This is an Eegra Hilarity Comic from May 2008, but Tim the nonspecifically unfortunate work experience kid was a character carried over from Total Gamer. It was great putting shit like this into an actual print magazine you could buy in newsagents and supermarkets.

April 2009. Tim was raised in a certain type of environment by a certain type of parent.

Youtube commenters, journalists, etc. are asking me where I got the idea to write a comedy list song on a nerdy topic to the tune of the Major-General's Song from Pirates of Penzance, and I just wanna give thanks to Christ Jesus, all things are created through Him and for Him 🙏

19 Sept

Every fucken writer thinks they're pretty fucken special for knowing the word 'susurrus', don't they.

14 Sept

I am perfectly capable of hating both the player and the game, thank you.

13 Sept

[posting on bluesky] Actually there is some very important nuance people are missing about today's extremely and specifically American huge load of dumb bullshit

29 Aug

Haven't they thefted enough grand autos by now

24 Aug

Boosting this because DOS times are good times.

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Shamey

@shamey.gay

22 Aug

I cannot fucking believe that @chickennation.com predicted this nearly 20 years ago

Sonic The Wereblog@sonichedgeblog.bsky.social

Wahoo! From the 'Pac-Man World 2: Repac' Sonic DLC.

"But a toad's gotta have a mistress, doesn't he?" is one of many comedically perfect Kuppermanisms that never fail to make me laugh, whether it's from reading the comic again or having it just drift into my mind in idle moments.

Michael Kupperman@mkupperman.bsky.social

Dr. Pumpkin pressing his fingertips together and concluding, "Zis is bad."

"Outta the way, Poindexter!!" "Yeah!! Make way for MADNESS!!"

The other day, in a facebook messenger conversation, I had five (5) unread messages, each one a single, short sentence. Of course I had read them all before even noticing the prompt, "6 unread messages. Summarise with Meta AI".

magnolia siddell ✨@magnoliapearl.bsky.social

WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING AI SUMMARIZE AN EMAIL BEFORE I EVEN READ IT!!! I CAN READ MY OWN DAMN EMAILS!!!

9 Aug

Of course Elon Musk isn't "worse than Hitler". Just less likeable.

7 Aug

YOU need to care RIGHT NOW about YET ANOTHER FUCKING AMERICAN

21 July

(weeping upper-classishly) Bew hew hew

17 July

(rebelliously) Tubular BALLS

What do you mean Anthony Albanese is an obvious twerp. How come he knew the name of a band, that time? How come he looked young when he was young? Hey?

Calling all thinking mans

Shamey@shamey.gay

@chickennation.com does not post Content often, but when he does, it is the Thinking Man's Content

youtube.comThe cool gamedev coworking space you can't visitYouTube video by Patrick Alexander’s World of Content

Six months late, here's a sneaky li'l no-one's-home look-around at DevHub, a gamedev coworking space in Malmö, Sweden, occupying a beautiful historical building AT THE TIME OF FILMING www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfRd...

Includes, as a bonus, some happily ignorant musings about the state of the videogames industry, set to lonely, wintry footage which you can decide for yourself the appropriateness of.

30 June

This is a fun book, and if you can get it in physical form, you should.

Athanors@buttoven.bsky.social

I got a mystery package and was wondering what book it was… It was mine!!! That sexy bear! Finished Book proof.

29 June

'Founder' isn't a job. Don't call dickheads this in your article. Look at all these founders, om nom how many of their yummy scrotums can I fit in my mouth and choke on, om om om gargle gargle

29 June

Sure did a lot of founding today in my busy career as a founder

28 June

So when are you going to introduce us to this cold, dead Hans we keep hearing so much about?

1 June

[puts on sexy judge's wig and robes] I'll kinkshame all I like, you little bitch

23 Apr

I wonder what Ed Zitron thinks about AI

23 Apr

Do you think I should ask

youtube.comIn a new place, doing a new thing · WARNING: VLOGYouTube video by Patrick Alexander’s World of Content

31 Jan

I made a video about where I am and what I've been up to. Watch it or don't! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGrz...

23 Jan

All the world's a level

Stage, whatever

turkie Thangrivens

"Stocks" could be the stock market but is also a type of flower; likewise the "field" might be the field of business or simply the meadow we see — hence the "common scents" pun. As for "sealed lips", does this imply wisdom that cannot be conveyed in mere words...

Matthew Muñoz :bon:@pseudepigram.m.knucklebones.rip.ap.brid.gy

Business haiku. From Sons of Comtec by Ben Hutchings, Patrick Alexander, and Jesus Christ. #haiku

27 Nov 2025

...or are there, at this point in the narrative, certain lips that might be sealed in a straightforwardly literal, yet unexpected way? Please read 'Sons of Comtec', as soon as you can manage it, to find out.

10 Nov 2025

Buh buh buh buh buh buh buh DEMOCRATS, buh buh buh buh buh buh buh buh REPUBLICANS, buh buh buh buh NEVER LET THEM FORGET THIS

31 Oct 2025

Sons of Comtec is officially in print. It is also gorgeous beyond belief. I will not be attempting to tie this into Hallowe'en somehow. I wrote a kickstarter update about it. www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...

31 Oct 2025

Yeah we put in mauve flyleaves at the front and back, what about it

31 Oct 2025

The book has many innovations. Near the start, we included a sort of 'front index' to let people know what bits are in the book and which pages the bits are on. A canny reader, having purchased the book, can avoid reading it entirely if they realise no bits interest them. Quite a time saver.

6 Oct 2025

I BLAME RELIGION ON J.C. I MARVEL AT THE RACIST KIDS WHO LOVE PUBLIC ENEMY

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10 Sept 2025

Reminding myself to play this later

Clinton Shepherd@foolhardygames.bsky.social

"The Bridge", my short, arcade-y, tower-defense-like is now up on @itch.io for anyone to play; foolhardygames.itch.io/the-bridge Use your limited crew of three to defend against an ever encroaching enemy until the infernal BRIDGE can be destroyed! #pico8 #gamedev

3 Sept 2025

There are 22 hours left to become a Bechiever! — equivalent to the time a CEO spends working every day, according to charts. www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...

SEVEN HOURS REMAIN to learn the secrets of business from low-level insiders and expert guessers. Have you the courage to reach out and squeeze the motivational stress ball of opportunity with "YES! I can do it" printed on it? THE ANSWER IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...

4 Sept 2025

🚨 THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES TO GO 🚨 🍪 BISCUITVISIONS 🍪 www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...

3 Sept 2025

There are 22 hours left to become a Bechiever! — equivalent to the time a CEO spends working every day, according to charts. www.kickstarter.com/projects/zpx...

3 Sept 2025

You might sneer, but that thumb is jammed firmly up God's anal hole, drawing power and blessings from him. That, and his choice of reading, are clear signs that this young go-getter is bound for success, due to being on the road to success. (God is everywhere and invisible.)