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Interesting battle brewing between Mahomes and Kelce’s college teams.

Lindsay James should talk to Queen about using “Bicycle Race” for her campaign.

My favorite football team won three Super Bowls in five years after winning three postseason games in 48.

Then what are all those people riding down Third Street in downtown Cedar Rapids?

LSU should send a cease and desist to Jayden Daniels to stop wearing the number 5.

It might be time to put Eagles-Commanders on SNF flex watch.

Brock Purdy and George Kittle on the 49ers, Drew Stevens on the Commanders, the only thing this MNF game is missing are national ads from Josh Turek and Ashley Hinson.

Nick Sirianni should be fired for this alone.

The Giants are going to win the NFC East by default.

Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, the White House.

I disavow Harrison Butker.

Chiefs have done exactly what I feared they would and played down to their opponent’s level.

HOW MANY OPPORTUNITIES ARE WE GOING TO GIVE L.A. TO PULL THE UPSET OFF?

That’s 15 points off the board. Unacceptable.

QUIT. FUCKING. AROUND.

Only the Chiefs can make the Chargers look good.

Chiefs are on their usual shit, I see.

Update: It’s off Sunday Ticket now that my local affiliate was able to join.

I’m able to get it on Sunday Ticket. Apparently they switched my market to Bills-Raiders?

We won’t be getting to the Chiefs game on time because Steelers-Bucs are going to OT.

I have the sound on a different game but I’m going to be disappointed if they didn’t use “Oh Yeah” for the Caleb Williams’ Day Off graphics.

So two games in London and one in Rio have been decided by a kick. Even the NFL knows which football the world prefers.

Where college football has an advantage over the NFL is in the replay process (ie: hearing the officials and command center talk over a review).

For those who are wondering, Auburn kicker Alex McPherson is the younger brother of Cincinnati Bengals kicker Evan McPherson.

Ashley Hinson says she will bring all predators to justice. ALL of them, Ashley?

Penn State-Michigan is a B1G classic (derogatory).

Mizzou-Ole Miss gets relegated to SEC Network while Georgia boat races Auburn on ESPN.

ALCS in a rain delay, ok, guess all my multiview windows will be football.

@scaramucci.bsky.social has officially been out-Scaramuccied.

If your quarterback isn’t playing good…

Don Jr. is so dumb (how dumb is he?) His father won’t let him have any Diet Coke because instead of drinking it, he’ll try to [blank] it.

I do feel bad that Cornell College has to tell people “No, we’re not the one with the rapists.” www.cornellcollege.edu/about-cornel...

The Rams cut off their Harry Mevis.

It seems the super team forgot about special teams.

This game is on drugs.

I become more convinced by the day that SCTV is superior to SNL.

Lorne Michaels destroyed Sinead O’Connor’s career and ultimately her life for taking a stand against the Catholic Church, yet he allows Shane Gillis to make misogynistic jokes.

So much for this game ending before bedtime.

“Sir, the Chargers are about to Charger again.”

Actually, Tom Brady, that WAS a late hit out of bounds.

BAHAHAHAHA Absolute disaster of an ending in DC.

A majority of the nation has to wait for the Giants-Commanders game to end in a tie before 49ers-Seahawks can come on.

Did Ashley Hinson’s campaign really use a clip with a disgraced KCRG anchor in it?

That’s insane.

Been a while since I’ve had to watch a game from London in multiview.

Jacksonville so undisciplined

I’m told Game Show Network has passed on airing this contest, opting instead for a marathon of the Gene Rayburn-era Match Game.

Will PJ Fleck be drinking a player’s blood at the end of this one?

USC wins in East Ames.

Gophers. Yikes.