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hello, here's a compilation of various works of mine from over the years that i'm gonna pin to my profile as a sort of demo reel/introduction to my work because it's so hard to explain what kind of music and art i make youtu.be/vbVKDWXTuoI?...

how the fuck am I so good at predicting these things within days? i called it when Yamaha/Steinberg made VST3 and ASIO open source, the max for live site went down for days after i critiqued it, I predicted producer crashouts, etc. which god did I piss off to become the pro audio industry Cassandra?

a highly respected plugin company just put out the worst ad I have ever seen in my life. idk why i even bother anymore www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bDZ...

can anyone check maxforlive.com and tell me if the site is down? it's been so long now I wonder if it's on my end

oh no. the robins have arrived. you'd think that the year-round screaming of the steller's jays or the piercing calls of the northern flickers would be annoying, but I honestly love it. But the robins. The robins in the cold seasons make so much fucking noise at every hour of every day for months

here's your silly sound for the night, now go to bed

Its crazy there's a candy bar called 3 musketeers like thanks but I didn't ask for your polycules kink list

finally learning why they call them "feed dogs" as i feed a quarter inch of minky directly into the throat plate

looks like all of the Surge Synth Team projects have Clod in them now. what a bummer :(

i've never used the kief from the catcher in my old grinder and there's gotta be like 12 year old dust in there at minimum. one day i'm gonna cash out and travel back to the bronze age or simply drop dead where i stand

you cannot fathom my cozy levels

i like synthesizers :)

Rat

every time i listen to this lovely album i go slightly mad again trying to figure out what the fuck that ball in the bottom right corner is. i'ts been bugging me for YEARS. acorn? plant pot? one of those balls they put up on power lines to keep helicopters from roosting on them?? please help me

would anyone be interested in meeting up at Slightly Furry tonight? debating if I want to go to the show tonight or just meet friends at a bar if anyone's available. i'm having a party later so i'm not expecting any actual turnout last minute like this

I guess I'm 40 now. whoa.

anyone here tried out AnyType? just heard about it recently, referred to as like a middle point between Notion and Obsidian. I've used Obsidian for years, but manually linking and structuring notes is tedious and i've neglected to do it so my vault is a mess. maybe this would be better for me

oooh! Grex are playing at the chapel tomorrow night! gonna try and catch them cuz they're an Oakland band I may have even met through mutual friends. oh and of course they're new album is mastered by Andrew Weathers. damn he's busy www.waywardmusic.org/event/grex-c...

the AI firmware losers have cooked up the ultimate temptation for me with an emulation of the Korg MS-2000R, my favorite piece of hardware I've ever owned. but i'm not gonna touch this tainted abomination

i'm not often interested in new boutique synthesizers because i'll probably never have 3 grand to throw around at toys, but this analog bucket brigade physical modeling synth sounds fucking gorgeous youtu.be/OVc_C_hk8no?...

MAN, yesterday I found out Tyondai Braxton at Vera Project tonight but I don't think I can make it. Someone go experience it for me please

y'all need to help me remember to do Noisevember this year - make a noise track every day for the month

me using the vocoder on my microfreak: I don't freak unless froken to

Aerosmith is like if Journey thought they were the Rolling Stones

nobody's asking why Arturia just released a bigger version of the MiniFreak and just called it the Minifreak 49 instead of just the Freak. They'd still have plenty of room for MegaFreaks, etc.

finally started watching The Rehearsal, and it's surprisingly less difficult for me to watch than Nathan For You. And little does my wife know, watching The Rehearsal with her is itself a rehearsal for making her watch Nirvanna the Band the Show with me

a friend took me to Aroom the other day and I had a vietnamese coffee that changed my life. and now i'm thinking of getting into yet another way of making coffee as if somehow this time i'll really master it and stick with it for sure

god i'm still depressed. i really need something good to happen soon i swear

They're doing pro audio gachas now

who wants to take me out on a date to Harbor Freight?

HEADLESS BLOOD IDOL Community Group Show 20 features: PJPRIIINCESS @iivybeaar.bsky.social Watch Here > headlessbloodidol.com/venue/shows/HBICGS20_FULLSHOW.mp4 [music] pjpriiincess.bandcamp.com/album/pj-tap... [extra] pjpriiincess.itch.io

That piece was recorded live at the famous One Second Club in 1944. It was inspired by the clarity of consciousness rather than the vividness of dream and was the self proclaimed pinnacle of broken bridges and chest pressure.