Chillskeleton

As always

Like 10 minutes into a conversation with a tinder match and they start sending me 10 minute long voice messages about how the Catholic Church has rewritten the Bible to bring about a new world order in the form of the 4th Reich

Trying to find other fun vintage Cleveland sports merch and saw the most 2001 thing ever made

I'm in a hotel tonight for work, what if I just slept under the shower

i have been stunlocked by the MLB playoffs for a week and a half and have completely neglected every other aspect of my life. i will be back to being a normal person in 6-11 games.

The Matrix (1999)

while there have apparently been a handful of players nicknamed Petey in the major leagues, as far as Baseball Reference is concerned, Petey Halpin is the first ever player to ever be officially designated on a major league roster as being named Petey.

No stress. Guards in 5

PETEEEEEEYYY

If we get a Guards-Brewers WS we need a live Rick Manning broadcast. The real ManningCast

Final: Guardians 7, Rays 3 Cleveland's offense came to life to erase a 2-0 deficit and take Game 1.

GUARDS IN 4 #STANDGUARD

Guards in 6

OR REGULAR SEASON???

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Final: Guardians 2, White Sox 0 The Guardians are off to the ALCS for a matchup with the Rays, and improve to 3-9 in win-or-go-home games Cleveland is four wins away from a trip to the World Series, 10 years after its most recent

FUCK THE POPE, FUCK CHICAGO, FUCK TRISTAN PETERS #GUARDIANS FOREVER!!!!!!!

You call it a ball in the dirt, Jose calls it a Home Run Pitch

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This team is going to fucking kill me. Let's do it again Saturday

Thanks for nothing Tanner. Can't wait to pay your bum ass 21 million dollars

Tanner you better be ready to pitch the best 3 innings of your fucking life

THERE'S YOUR JOSE RAMIREZ PLAYOFF MOMENT!!!!

I have two current Cleveland Guardians answers

controversial but i like it when my baseball team wins

Everyone on that team has a direct flight from O'hare to Cancun already booked for Wednesday night

This team shouldn't even show up in Chicago. No need to embarrass yourself anymore. Just go home

10 strikeouts for Gavin Williams. Fourth instance in Cleveland postseason history -Bartolo Colon: Game 1, 2001 ALDS (10) -Bartolo Colon: Game 1, 1999 ALDS (11) -Charles Nagy: Game 4, 1996 ALDS (12)

Woah Anakin, they trapped me in the orb

What if we all walked into the ocean

Fraud division winners two years in a row. I hate watching baseball

OUR ANGEL IN THE OUTFIELD

This team is going to kill me

It is truly unmooring how many rapists and abusers are out there, doing respected work and building big followings. Glad someone spoke up about this

Ready for the victory lap #guardians

THE CENTRAL RUNS THROUGH CLEVELAND #GUARDIANS

Behind Enemy Lines #guardians

THANK GOD ITS FRYDAY

Locked and loaded to win the division #guardians

CLEVELAND, YOU WILL HAVE AN OCTOBER TO REMEMBER!!! #guardians