CHILLYBUS

ugh

cheese laser

doing the kind of shit they warn you about in the EULA

if Hegseth can get hooked on the bombings, he can get hooked on the executions too

GTA 6 is further from GTA 1 than GTA 1 is from the moon landing

Machinarium 2

connecting to local narrative devices via bluetooth

They can't call them Pringles unless they come from the San Pringlico region of Italy

is AI even good enough to have impostor syndrome

toyota tacoma owners who live in tacoma surely only do one of those things to be ironic

wardogs fishing minigame tutorial

what level do you need to be to cast Aspersions

A little behind schedule but we're still kinda in there

How many married couples first met at a stoplight

.webp remains an evil blight upon the land

just because Jerry Springer is off the air does not mean the societal capacity to produce and consume Jerry Springer has gone or diminished

Atari Jugular

$49 cheese and crackers from Snacks Fifth Avenue

wait the DK in DKNY doesn't stand for Donkey Kong?? did anyone know this

FUCK daylight savings time, they told me I didn't NEED to spring forward anymore because I got my COVID VACCINE

infinite perception alteration machine

forget the big Xbox reset, are they actually just holding the power button down

what about Lord OR Taylor? I like having options

first class guillotine seats get the coveted 'face up' view

drinking the Orangina of Time

yeah you're an ice cream guy, but are you a sorbet gentleman?

does a line of duty perhaps imply other geometries of duty, such as points and polygons

flies are just uggo faries

there is no god damn way they spell Skinny Atlas like that

thirty aught six; turkey aught swiss

carlos hantanavirus

Drognan what's up man, we going to your favorite strip club later? The Arcane Sanctuary? awesome dude stoked

when I grow up I want to be a source familiar with the matter

soup or stitching

getting a level of 'people need to see this thing' out of Titanium Court that I haven't felt since Arctic Eggs, or maybe as far back as Paradise Killer and Cruelty Squad

updated to @firefox.com 150 today -- fond memories of 'download day' for Firefox 3 when I was in high school. heady times!