Chris Holden

Chris Holden

@cholden.bsky.social

Music librarian, trivia nerd, infrequent social media presence. The questions are more important than the answers

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When I waited tables there was a Cheesecake Factory across the street and we spoke about their staff in hushed, reverent tones. “Do you know how *big* their menu is? And they have to memorize the whole thing!”

journeyman folklorist@aniceburrito.bsky.social

Tangential to the Cheesecake Factory talk is that their workers are genuinely elite tier 1 operators in the food service industry. I have a friend who manages bars and restaurants and he will instantly hire anyone with Cheesecake Factory experience. They are like the Marines minus the war crimes

In Kotor, Montenegro, I took a boat tour into an old Yugoslavian submarine tunnel. The captain blasted James Bond music and said the famous cave boat scene from Casino Royale was filmed here. That is not true; Casino Royale never filmed nearby, and no such scene exists in the movie. 10/10 tour.

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Too many movies to count misuse "thou" and "thee" - using "thou" as an object, "thee" as a subject, or mistaking either of these for the formal second-person pronoun rather than the familiar.

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Not a mistake in the movie itself, but the announcement that Eggers' new Romeo and Juliet would be in "old English" (rather than early modern English) was an amateur mistake from a director who is usually better than most on this stuff. (The famous line in The VVItch correctly uses "thou")

I love a good list, but the Internet has been oversaturated with lists for a while now. And the Times’ arts coverage has really dropped off a cliff in the past decade.

Ned Resnikoff@resnikoff.bsky.social

My hot take on the NYT list of the century's top 100 TV shows is that I wish the biggest newspaper in the United States was investing more in serious arts criticism and less in listicles.

Big news for the library I go to when I'm on lunch break from working at another library (I love libraries)

Martin Austermuhle@maustermuhle.bsky.social

If you ever visited the Southeast Library in Eastern Market, you'll remember it was... cramped. The newly renovated library reopens this Thursday, and it's awesome. The original building is intact, but an expanded ground floor and new basement have doubled the overall size.

I went into this at the MoMA revival last year intending to watch 30 minutes of what I thought was a novelty gimmick, only to stay nearly 3 hours and experience what might be the greatest film of the 21st century. I gotta see more of this at some point; I see why people commit to the full 24 hours.

Finally found the time to go long on Christian Marclay's THE CLOCK—one of the most extraordinary works of art I've ever seen, which ends its LACMA exhibition this weekend—for Taipei Mansions. taipeimansions.com/2026/08/21/t...

You’re spending time watching time itself slip away, which puts you in a meditative state. But also…it’s playful and fun! The fact that it only exists as an installation piece is the correct decision—you’re on the clock’s time; the clock isn’t on yours.

People keep angrily posting these articles here, and for the life of me I cannot figure what I’m supposed to be upset about.

404 Media@404media.co

SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:

I think people believe all old or rare books have inherent worth because most of the spaces where they interact with them (libraries, bookstores, even volunteer book sales) have been curated, usually by professionals.

Most used books are trash! And even then, every trash book is going to be kept by at least one major research library in the US forever. If you really need that 1982 Oldsmobile drivers manual that Amazon shredded, I guarantee you that you can get it through interlibrary loan.

This is a weird "pop culture informs real life" phenomenon where researchers in movies always wear white gloves to visually convey that something is important, and now researchers in real life constantly ask for white gloves when they're not necessary or even damaging.

I took the first picture in 2016, so I’m going to have to demand royalties from Christopher Nolan for using the exact same camera angle in 2026. (Ait Ben Haddou, Morocco. Once you’ve been there you start to recognize it in every movie set in a desert)

Because of the limited number of books, and how expensive it was to distribute them, the medieval scholastics were capable of feats of memorization that would seem magical today. Aquinas memorized the Bible and the works of Aristotle! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_of_...

en.wikipedia.orgArt of memory - Wikipedia
Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇@hellabarnes.bsky.social

what is the reverse historical dorito? the thing from the past that would blow our minds in a positive way

Hands on a Hardbody (1997) They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? (1969) Both movies about our collective desire to degrade and humiliate ourselves in pursuit of a free jackpot we somehow feel entitled to, all while it’s repurposed as mass entertainment. What’s more American than that? 🇺🇸

Candice Frederick@candicefrederick.bsky.social

What Is the Definitive Movie About America? www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/m...

Now I’m curious how Wirecutter gets the blood to test this.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

This spot cleaner is kind of magical. Everyone from Broadway costumers to the dry cleaners hired by the Royal Opera House in London has name-checked it, and for good reason: In testing, it worked just as well at eradicating blood as it did coffee and grease. nyti.ms/4vu4b9P

I taught an English class for adult immigrants last spring and there were two Haitians in the class. Both were smart, driven, and really funny, and are going to make our country a better place by living here. It drives me crazy how Americans talk about people as if they're from another planet

Here I am with my tour guide when I visited Haiti, in a fort built to keep out the French. Both Haiti and the US rebelled against their colonial overlords around the same time, and the two countries have a lot in common if we actually cared about seeing similarities instead of differences

I used to hang out in forums to discuss niche fantasy novels in like 1999, and to be honest the Internet has been all downhill from there.

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The best social media only let you do one thing, either by design or because of technical limitations. I admire Letterboxd for only being a movie app and nothing else. The entire mountain climbing community uses Peakbagger, a site held together with duct tape since the 90s.

This is the opposite of an interesting origin, but no one seems to know why we call trite or schmaltz things "cheesy" or if this word is related to the food. ("Corny," on the other hand, comes from a long tradition of deriding rural residents [mocked as "corn-fed"] and assuming they were uncultured)

Tim Clare@timclare.bsky.social

What's your favourite origin/root of a word? (in any language) I love etymology so much. It's like history & conspiracy theories combined. Our language has secret messages & lizard DNA baked into it. Like how 'gargoyle' comes from gargle / gurgle, because of the water spewing out their mouths

The word "gloss" has two separate meanings in Latinate languages and Germanic languages. In Latin it has to do with language (as in "glossary") and came to mean adding explanations to a difficult text. In German "gloss" is related to "glow" and came to mean something shiny and smooth. (1/2)

Tim Clare@timclare.bsky.social

What's your favourite origin/root of a word? (in any language) I love etymology so much. It's like history & conspiracy theories combined. Our language has secret messages & lizard DNA baked into it. Like how 'gargoyle' comes from gargle / gurgle, because of the water spewing out their mouths

"To gloss over" is the rare English phrase descended from both Latin and German, as one is "glossing" by speaking around something, according to the Latin definition of the word, but also "glossing" by smoothing over the surface of something, according to the German definition of the word. (2/2)

Thinking about Ted Turner makes me nostalgic for the days when billionaires coped with their own insecurities about mortality by bankrolling Captain Planet cartoons and offering vanity literary prizes for novels that could bring about world peace.

Jake Cole@jakecole.bsky.social

Bringing back bison specifically to eat it again, not just buying but enthusiastically promoting a wrasslin’ company, developing the world’s first documented case of Sorkin Brain in thinking a 24-hour news channel would be good and smart. Billionaires can’t be ethical but they can at least be kooks

Marcia Lucas' contributions to the original film have become overrated; Gloria Katz's and Willard Huyck's contributions are still underrated.

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This has pretty much always been true; the big difference is that today's ultra-rich have the "I learned everything I need to know about every subject from Wikipedia and AI" disease that is endemic to the 21st century, and stands in the way of the work involved in actually developing aesthetic taste

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