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This just in: it turns out it's Biden's fault that trump is fat and has to wear a diaper.

Is your day going well? Are you feeling pumped? Don't worry, just wait, a Karen will show up to ruin it soon enough.

Looking back on it, perhaps the uneducated youth of the USA shouldn't have left their British parents.... Clearly they never grew up and still need adult supervision.

With the cost of living in the USA, and the amount of shootings every day, I'm wondering are bullets free?

Breaking news: everyone comes back to life after mass shooting. I guess the republicans were right, it does work.

Anyone got an update to when the bunker scene happens?

Thinking of committing piracy, a bit of genocide, and stealing my neighbours property too.... Anyone from the USA have any tips?

Just found a small bit of damage on my ceiling, guess I have to tear my house down and build a new one now.

Apparently GM is making parts for patriot missiles now.... so I guess that means missiles will only go straight now and will consume so much fuel it will never reach it's destination.

Thinking about starting a business selling gold spray painted shoelaces.

People are still trapped in the caves, why hasn't musk offered any super polite and helpful comments online yet?.... Is he dead, is that why he hasn't? Please say he's dead.

Anyone else sick and tired of "alpha men"? Gay is wrong and disgusting..... Now excuse me while I go to the pub to hang out with other men while we all watch half naked oiled up men wrestle and grope each other on tv🤦‍♂️

What's up with americans being scared of using the word fucking, I'm getting tired of hearing friking hell.... For fucks sake just say it properly. Stop being scared and say fucking hell.

Damn, just checked and was disappointed to learn Alex Jones and Joe Rogan are still alive.

Just watched an episode of S.W.A.T for the first time. Totally unbelievable. You expect me to believe that American cops would rescue a building full of coloured people, an old white cop would be respectful to an Asian, women are listened to and bystanders aren't unalived with random police fire🤦‍♂️

Reading the latest Oxford dictionary. Turns out that dumb is actually spelt m.a.g.a.

I feel WatchMojo doesn't watch or comprehend anything they do a video on.

I feel like being able to capture humans in palworld is sending a bad message to Americans.

Religious people created Satan and religious people are the only ones who fear Satan. Religious people literally created a fictional character just to be afraid of it.

Aside from influencers, what do you consider to be the most useless thing?

See this line ⬇️ __🇺🇸_________🇪🇺______________🇨🇳 Need I say more.

Good, religion, and especially Christianity has caused this world nothing but harm pain and suffering since it was made up.

Here's my theory: trump wanted everyone to get diarrhea so he wouldn't be the only one wearing adult diapers.

Joke of the day: the USA is a democracy.

If dogs have crazy good smell then why do they make the dog food smell so bad? That's just evil.

Just wanted to remind everyone the USA is an absolute shithole that can go fuck itself.

Why is every "life hack" just something us and generations before us have been doing for ages.... Do these so called influencers think the world is only 30 or so years old and they've discovered something new?

Grindr confused at stock rapidly dropping..... In other news Lindsey Graham has died.

To all the non-voters, how's it feel knowing your laziness has resulted in very little chance of your shithole country ever having another vote again?... Bet you wish you had listened to the advice from every single educated person in every single civilized country now.

Old people don't know what it is or how to use it so they don't care. People born in the 80s who grew up with technology can see its flaws so avoid it. Kids dislike it and hate the giant buildings needed for it. Who is AI for exactly🤔🤔

Digital codes, no physical discs, overhyped, delayed, overhyped some more, delayed again, $80+.... At this point, GTA6 meh🤷‍♂️ who cares.

I wish Americans would stop claiming they speak english, Ive heard english and that is not english..... I don't know what it is but it's not fucking english.

You can’t fix stupid, but you don’t have to vote for it either!

Asshole, cock womble, dickhead, fuckwit, moron and dumb fuck are all terms we call people behaving like absolute idiots.... How long until republican joins that list?

Why when people go to a concert do they spend the rest of their lives telling people they were at that concert like it's some kind of medal of achievement that will earn them celebrity status?

This just in: trump not to blame, Biden ordered trump to show up and ruin everyones night.

I just found out that the BACKROOMS movie is supposed to be horror, I must have blinked and missed that part.

Why is every "found footage" video filmed by someone who 1: breathes only though their nose? 2: constantly whistles though their nose when they breath? 3: breathes so loud through their whistling nose that it sounds like the microphone is shoved up their nose?

Is it just me or does anyone else miss the MAGAts saying dumb shit online to defend their orange god and his stupid ideas? I miss having people to laugh at everyday.

7 step business idea: Step 1: buy gold spray paint Step 2: buy letter T stencil Step 3: buy $50 phones on Temu Step 4: combine Step 5: register website, use words like "patriot" and "American pride" Step 6: add 1000% markup Step 7: profit

Trump is so incompetent at business that if he became the grim reaper everyone would live forever.