Conduitry

If you have a big deluxe reissue of an album containing multiple CDs and a blu-ray, and some of the tracks are only on the CDs and not the blu-ray, what are you even doing

Two words: Four words

The recording of the percussion on Larks' Tongues in Aspic is so fucking good I can't believe it. It's so good.

What is happening on youtube

You know it's serious when slash is asking for

Whenever something happens like the UK banning incest roleplay in pornography, the more convinced I become that the law is not something to be taken remotely seriously.

www.nytimes.com/2026/10/14/u... Don't threaten me with a good time

I used to think that Bret Stephens was a person who was definitely to the right of where I am but who still had thoughtful things to say. But boy oh boy in the past three years he sure has revealed himself to be in the pocket of Big Jew.

People are morons

Swans' "Newly Sentient Being" is a fucking good-ass album

This is a lot to deal with, right up to the very with with the inexplicable Happy Days reference. You know, The Ponz? From Happy Days?

I see

Saying that Palmer Luckey looks like the youngest person at a Jimmy Buffett concert or the oldest person at a Wiggles concert is one of the aptest uses of the evocative power of language that I have ever encountered.

When trying to reduce unwanted bots on one's site, is it a hate crime to ban IPs that are making `Accept-Language: zh` requests?

Do you think the girls varsity soccer that "you won't want to miss" has anything to do with it

Oh hey it's my state

Out of curiosity, how tiny do you think Pete Hegseth's penis is

All food looks the same

Thinking about some regular stuff

It should be "chipmonk"

It has been a while since I have been this tickled by A Post

Was it "only someone with bad opinions could ever get elected in West Virginia"?

Bi Visibility Day I'm bi This has been Bi Visibility Day

Nextdoor is an incredible gift

wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/7359840... I suddenly remembered this post and spent a few minutes tracking it down, and it's still one of the best things to have ever happened on Tumblr

The education/corruption boundary is a delicious one. A completely unmolded infant is useless. Purity is useless. Education is corruption you agree with, and corruption is education you disagree with.

Just took a brief afternoon nap had a dream involving a plunderphonics-esque mashup piece, and the only thing I remember about it was it had a sample of "your Mickey Mouse is one big stupid dope" from Enemy Mine in it.

This sounds like something someone with a dot lgbt domain would complain about

www.akamai.com/blog/securit... lmao, nice AI-generated summary. Nailed it, Akamai. I'm sure Adobe appreciates you saying this.

Got extremely excited about letsencrypt.org/2026/02/18/d... and then extremely disappointed when I discovered it's not available in production, they are still hashing important issues out, there is no updated timeline, and no mentions of any of this in the blog.

Now That's What I Call Recreation

Amputechture turned twenty today. What a good album.

Extremely upset that someone decided "real" as an adverb was acceptable before "delicious" but not "convenient". If you're okay with that informality, then fucking own it. You broke the parallel with literally no gain, jesus christ, aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Some thoughts about the day.

It's still shocking to me how thoroughly so many people have gone from "I like making things" to "I have been unshackled from making things, and what I really like now is having things"

(Narrator voice) He had to do this almost every day for Calendar

"Asunder Sweet, and Other Distress" is the second best Godspeed You! Black Emperor album, and sometimes it's the first best one. Fight me.

[dismissive jerk-off motion]

Imagine looking up the night sky and seeing planets

If you see someone steal food, post about how you didn't see it.

The left apparently got tired of the right getting to make all the calls for censorship lately, and thus we get the "media cyberbullied Jason Arday into killing himself" thing. It's baffling how much everyone hates free speech.

Woah is that Darth Vader?

github.com/sveltejs/sve... ??? github.com/sveltejs/sve... ???

SOUR RAPE

There's a lot of profile bios where they might as well just put: "I'm incapable of tiptoeing around anyone else, but they better tiptoe around me."